[WHPR] Day 1355 Cerb Administration Invades America
James S. Brady Press Room
Dear Sweet America,
Today I, Necros Xiaoban, proudly stand here in the White House as your duly elected President. Wait..... Wait, no, that's not right. *shuffles some notes* Just one second, folks. Oneeeeee sec.........
Okay, here we go. Lets try this again.
Today I, Necros Xiaoban, proudly stand here in the James S. Brady Press Room of the White House to ask you to congratulate our newly elected President, Cerb! His glorious vision for the future of the republic spurned him onto victory, crushing the opposition in his majestic embrace, filling them with love and duty for our great nation.
President Cerb, being the perfect vision of a leader in every way, has humbled me with the great duty of White House Press Secretary, and I am honored and gratified to accept it. The super totally awesome Gnilraps has even agreed to stay on as my deputy to ensure I don't accidentally the whole thing, so you can be sure the beauty and quality of the paper will not lag.
Former President Blank Keating made great strides during his administration fighting the war, regaining vast territories. His administration was also one of the most communicative, accessible administrations on record and the Cerb administration will work to build on those earlier successes. On behalf of President Cerb, I thank everyone who worked so diligently this last month to make America greater.
As things now stand the Administration is acting to install its Secretaries, Directors, Deputies, Interns, Escorts, Sandwich Makers, Psychics, Mediums, Wizards and Pet Giraffes into their proper positions and organize the ongoing effort at home and abroad. This may take a day or two, but we will most certainly be on a roll very soon.
If I could, I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to the Cerb Administration. Its quite large, but that just means more people for the pillow fights! I mean, more people to tackle our nation's problems. >_>
President: Cerb
Vice President: GoalieBCSC
Chief of Staff: Evry
Deputies: Animis, rainy sunday
Secretary Defense: Alexander Auctoritas
Deputy SoDs: Kria Erikson, Ariovistus, Joe DaSmoe, Oblige
NSC Director: Deificus
NSC Deputy Director: Laxsnor
NSC Deputy Director: Ghost Killah
OMS Director: Michael Larson
Arm America Director: Pdeb
Secretary of State: Oblige
Deputies: Jelly9473, N I K A N, Artela
Interns: Max King, 2fast4U TR, sjohnfsdsxzzx
Director of Ambassadorial Affairs: Deershark
Deputy: Darrel Anderson 2
Secretary of the Interior: TMG Krytpic X
Deputies: Evan Wilson, Little Benny
Bewbs 4 Newbs: Blazix, Jerseygirldani
Community Development Program: Sorcus, Twisted Pixel
Secretary of Education: Blank Keating
Deputy: Talio Extremist
Interns: Arpad.Palinkas, eliwood sain
White House Press Secretary: Necros Xiaoban
Deputy: Gnilraps
Oval Office Radio - Executive Producer: Civil Anarchy
OOR - Production Managers: Soren Nelson, Paul Proteus
OOR - Production Assistant: Portcolombus
Secretary of Treasury: Kemal E
Secretary of Technology: Neo Iasov
Deputy: MitchRapp
Human Resources: Angelini
Deputy: Stephen Goldsmith
Director of National Intelligence: Cromstar
Chancellor and Lord Protector of the Realm: Pfeiffer
Godfather: LexLuthor1
Top Gun Flight Instructor: Publius
Top Gun Pilots: Josh Frost, Vanek26, AnkaLeader, Citizenturk, SgtRock
If you would like to join the Administrative Team, apply here: Application to serve.
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Stay classy, America,
Necros Xiaoban
White House Press Secretary
Comments
I'm Necros Xiaoban, and I approve this message.
I'm Gnilraps and I didn't have to write this message.
I'm Citizenturk, and I approve this message.
AMERIKA, I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU...
Top Gun Pilot, reporting in.
I'm code0011 and I had nothing to do with the elections.
Top Gun rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. They are not flexible, nor am I. Either obey them or you are history. Is that clear?
I'm FAUCOULT and I did NOT read it!
\o/
I'm dandini dandini dastana and I wanna live i wanna love in U.S.A
Warm Regards.
Im danny,and am not inmportant
Good luck
I'm deershark, and I'm continuing my domination of the ambassador program.
I'm Mr. Peanuts and I'm drinking coffee.
*sip*
I would like to apply for the pet giraffe position.
change the name to DH Press Room!
I'm Blank Keating and I can feel my eyes again.
Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby
I'm Raptor and I..... uhhh... I forgot... Nevermind.
Good team. Best wishes!
I'm fitisin, and i'm drunk. again.
I'm Lord Krauser and [insert something funny].
Nice to read the first WHPR of the new administration. Again, I would like to thank Former President Blank Keating for his hard work and perseverance during what was a very war filled time for us and the nation. We will overcome, and the best days for this nation are ahead of us, not behind us.
Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
I'm FriedRice and please don't eat me 😐
\o/
All hail our newest Dear Reader!
I saw twin rainbows on the Sacred Mountain on the twilight of Dear Reader's election.
Truly, our Glorious Nation will now triumph against the forces of the Western Imperialist Pig-Dogs of Serbia, Poland, Spain, and Hungary who seek to enslave we, the poor Workers!
I'm Soren Nelson.
I'm Cromstar and I censored this post.
This cabinet is pretty sexy, amirite?
Angie has such a cute dog avatar!!!
o7
I'm twisted-pixel, and I'm apparently late...
sorry for being a noob but
Do we really need a " chancellor lord protector of the realm " ?
Sounds kinda dumb xD.
Anyways...
V + S i guess...
voted.
Young man, your mouth is writing checks your body can't cash.
@ leo, its just a joke, they're advisers to the president.
No people from US Military in cabinet ? Very nice in proportion how much damage US Military have and how much AMP have representatives in congress, and how much people are members of US Military community.
Very nice move for making eUSA more stable community and eUSA as country !
Ya, ya, You was elected by democratic procedure, bleh, bleh... Important thing that You all are around table where are cookies served, remember we pay taxes to !
😁 x2
HisAirness, the Cabinet is based on who applied to the link that Cerb very publicly posted. If members of the JCS Forces chose not to apply there is little Cerb could compel them to do otherwise.
Nonetheless the JCSF *is* represented, with 10% of the Cabinet consisting of JCSF members.
Anyway I am talking about how much US MIlitary is represent in cabinet. Also how much is AMP represented in cabinet, don't care about others really.
awww that is then real quality cabinet when people who apply get job...
Anyway in such sharply and evenly divided community people should build bridges, means making cabinet of national salvation.
ITC: HA derping