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[WHPR] Day 1370 Tournament of Babes

12 • Day 1,370, 12:46 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Dear Sweet America,

Over the past few weeks the White House Press Room has been proud to feature the babes of this Administration for your viewing pleasure. The sexy ladies of the White House have … read more »

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[WHPR] Day 1368 The Sleeping Giant Awakes

31 • Day 1,368, 20:44 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



Dear Sweet America,

Time to play the music. Emerick couldn't stem the tide. Glove couldn't break the bonds. Blank tried, but it wasn't enough. … read more »

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WHPR[Day 1366] Gnilraps Stands In

27 • Day 1,366, 13:13 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik



It is a good time to be a Citizen of the eUSA.

Cerb is PoTUS. That doesn’t seem to be sucking in any way, shape, or form. In fact, activity is … read more »

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[WHPR] Day 1364 Cerb Is Back!

13 • Day 1,364, 10:24 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik



Dear Sweet America,

Many of you will be relieved to hear President Cerb has been located and recovered. During a chance trip to a cheese doodle factory the President was taken by the munchies and … read more »

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[WHPR] Day 1363 Poles Not Allowed

16 • Day 1,363, 17:29 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Dear Sweet America,

Through the resolute efforts of our armed forces, the intrepid assistance of our allies, and the timely entry of Ireland into the war, the Poles have been completely … read more »