[WHPR] Day 1368 The Sleeping Giant Awakes
James S. Brady Press Room
Dear Sweet America,
Time to play the music. Emerick couldn't stem the tide. Glove couldn't break the bonds. Blank tried, but it wasn't enough. But Cerb, sweet Cerb, our Dear and Beloved Leader, the Glorious and Radiant Light of the World, who Is and Was and Will Be, has delivered us from the clutches of despair into victory. No dirty rotten, no good, cross-eyed, pig-stealing double Spaniard lives and breathes on American soil, anymore. We kicked them back across the Atlantic Ocean, back into Iberia, back from whence they came.
And we're not stopping. We will tear down their edifices to glory, smash their hollow gods, and burn their cities. We will fill the hearts of the double Spaniard with fear, and they will know the love of the one true god, Dio Brando. Surely the pure and holy sands will rain down upon all of Spain and fill it with His glory, and we shall be the wind that blows upon it. A great and terrible wind, full of wrath and ruin, that howls across the seas.
To the people of Spain,
Lay down your weapons. Gather in your herds, and slaughter the finest of your flocks. Roast the fatted calf and serve it to your children. Then crawl into your beds, take poison, and die. Surely it will be a mercy to die abed then to meet the juggernaut which comes. The Hound of Hell comes, with a braying and a gnashing of his teeth and he will crunch your bones and lick out the marrow. He will rend you limb from limb and the crows will peck out your eyes.
The triumph of Cerb the Great will be trumpeted by all the noble peoples of the world. The apostate, the dark and devilish people of the Earth, who have betrayed their god, betrayed their friends, betrayed their home, shall fall and the tale of their slaying will be on every tongue, and in every ear. Now is the twilight of your nation.
Flee, if you like. Flee to Poland, to Hungary, to Serbia. It matters not. Wherever the double Spaniard goes, there we will find you. We will hunt you to the furthest reaches, for we are the Dogs of War, and the Great Hunt rides again.
Pray now, you thieves of pigs. Pray to the one true Dio, for he is merciful. Perhaps he will grant your soul immolation, in place of the eternal torment of the fires which await.
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Necros Xiaoban
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I'm Necros Xiaoban, and I'm reminded of the words of Isoroku Yammamoto: "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve".
Get ready Spain to well feel the pain!
OH YEAH!!!
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Awesomely written and fun to read.
Oh. And that's no model, that IS Animis.
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Only the penitent will be able to placate the giant.
"sweet Cerb, our Dear and Beloved Leader, the Glorious and Radiant Light of the World, who Is and Was and Will Be,"
mmm...ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' IT?
@Necros Xiaoban
I do hope you know that the movie Tora! Tora! Tora! made that quote. He didn't actually say it. If you can find me one piece of evidence of him saying it before 1969, I'll give it to you.
"Lay down your weapons. Gather in your herds, and slaughter the finest of your flocks. Roast the fatted calf and serve it to your children. Then crawl into your beds, take poison, and die"
Nice! Allow me to write this one down, please 🙂
Nice article. But where is Glove? eUS press is never going to be the same...
Dio did all this?
And to think I had the misconception that the many branches of the USAF, eUSmilitary, militias, and our allies had something to do with it.
Now I know everything will be okay if I just drop my weapons and chant to "Dio".
Good to know.
Sorry Who's the giant?
Rousing rhetoric rocks! o/
Vogon Jelc, prolly the country that beat yours in a direct war? 😃
Agreed ..... sorry who is the giant. You read the the stats it is not the eUS. It is articles like this that got us wiped.
I hate rhetoric it is a waste of time, I unsubscribed and maybe people should just put their tanks where their month is a turn Maryland around.
Sorry Tech, but someone has to give the two clickers a reason to play 🙂
Thnx NX, for giving us a clue as to what makes two clickers quit. This rhetoric is crap, how about a comprehensive view of what is actually going on instead of glorifying a fake god as if he put us where we are. You're better than this dude, Cerb may not be...but you are.
John: Sure. Spain and ONE invaded America. We kicked them out. We're currently attacking Spain. Argentina is attacking Portugal. France is attacking Poland. iNCi is attacking FYROM. Serbia is lonely. China is a tiger. The Brits want to distract this b/c they are boring and british.
For the record, it takes a lot of work to coordinate damage in this current divided climate (see my article), so yea, I'll take some credit. Certainly not all - the NSC folk deserve a ton of it, but I play my role. *Shrug*
"John: Sure. Spain and ONE invaded America. We kicked them out. We're currently attacking Spain. Argentina is attacking Portugal. France is attacking Poland. iNCi is attacking FYROM. Serbia is lonely. China is a tiger. The Brits want to distract this b/c they are boring and british."
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JJ, Idk why you bother anymore. You don't behave with integrity, and you run around shouting personal attacks and conspiracy theories. You are the Glenn Beck of the eUSA.
JJ, chill.
lol. The hilarious thing is that I called JJ the Glenn Beck of eRepublik like a month ago. XD
An occasion such as this requires the playing of our national anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
Good article
Why are some people so butthurt in here...
We are the champions~~ \o/
How about you list the rest of the JCS Military under your Militia section?
lulz
Awesomely written and fun to read.
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I wrote in every issue of this papers same:
No US Military link - no vote !
LOL
"It is articles like this that got us wiped." Technician
😁 This