The Sexy Times - newspaper of Jizzie McGuire

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Animated Jizzie's Address to the Nation

17 • Day 503, 16:23 • Published in South Africa

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I have prepared a short animated speech featuring Lego Jizzie and Lego Kiwifire (my Secret Service bodyguard dude) to inform, thank, and entertain South Africa. I hope the link works!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009040619142116

Below

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South Africa's New Cabinet: Ride the Jizzie Juggernaut into History

26 • Day 503, 11:04 • Published in South Africa

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Greetings my friends. Thank you South Africa, for re-electing me to the highest office in the land. I am humbled by your confidence in me and am truly honored to lead you once again. You can rest assured that you will see some real progress in

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Vote Sexy: One More Round of Jizzie for eSouth Africa!

22 • Day 500, 11:20 • Published in South Africa

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Greetings my friends. I come to you as your president to speak of what we have achieved this past month and what we will achieve if you elect me to serve you for one more month. It has been a joy and a privilege to serve as your president this

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New eSouth Africa Forum - It's Hott

19 • Day 498, 08:40 • Published in South Africa

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Greetings, my friends. The third and hopefully the last eSA forum is now up and running, thanks to our angel Gabriel Borien and our elven friend Brendan Austerion. Thanks boys. It's got an awesome new design and is super-sexy. I recommend

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Congratulations to the New Congress

3 • Day 492, 08:44 • Published in South Africa

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Greetings South Africans. My friends, I'd like to take a moment to congratulate all the new members of Congress for their victories in yesterday's election. It was an election fraught with fear and suspicion, but in the end, I do not think the