South Africa's New Cabinet: Ride the Jizzie Juggernaut into History
Jizzie McGuire
Greetings my friends. Thank you South Africa, for re-electing me to the highest office in the land. I am humbled by your confidence in me and am truly honored to lead you once again. You can rest assured that you will see some real progress in this country and I am confident that during my second term, there will be some serious changes and real steps towards total Liberation. I will need all South Africans to step up and play an active role in making our whole country united and free, however, as one man cannot do this alone. South Africa has made it clear that it wants action, so action it will get.
Before I list my Vice President and cabinet for this term, I’d like to take a moment to thank Bazti and Ryan Dagari for running clean and competitive campaigns. Bazti proved to be an even tougher opponent than I thought and Mr. Dagari, despite his poor showing, brought a different perspective into politics and new ways of looking at government that should seriously be considered. Special thanks also go to Zagarius for making the campaign more interesting and entertaining with his unique interviews. I hope to create my own short video today if I find the time.
Now on to the sexy cabinet! Keep in mind that all of these appointees are tentative until the nominee accepts either here or in a pm to me. I will report the final cabinet to you as soon as it is finalized. Ambassadors will be chosen by the Minister of Foreign Affairs and will be ratified by me. Ministers will also be given the option of creating departments within their ministries, but department heads are subject to my approval. So without further ado, let me introduce to you, South Africa’s sexiest cabinet ever!
Vice President – Howard Roan
Minister of Finance – Hireshmont Vellos
Minister of Foreign Affairs – Bazti
Minister of Justice & Constitutional Development – Peter D. Banko
Minister of Energy & Minerals – Boere Generaal
Minister of Media & Public Relations – Zagarius
Minister of Security – Rico Suave
Defense Dept. – Brendan Austerion
Intelligence (SAIA) – Ryan Dagari
Ministry of Social Affairs – Gabriel Borien
Education, Employment, Health Dept. heads are up to Borien to appoint
If you see your name here, please comment or pm me with your response.
Thanks again, South Africa for voting me into office once again. I am proud to serve this great country and I promise not to disappoint you. Keep staying so damn sexy, South Africa.
Comments
Accepted! The engine room would seem a fitting place for a chimp on the Juggernaut.
Accepted of course 🙂
Yea you only have to play with a few knobs monkey man, no leave that one alone please.
.. But that's my favourite knob!
Just toss your banana peels in the trash, we don't need any slip ups!
I accept the position.
.. If everyone just stay clear of the engine room I'm sure we'll be fine!
Sure Rico. I will be in the communication room for outside juggernaut office
No comments on my pic of Mt. Jizzmore? I'm disappointed. 🙁
Now if all you boys can play nice with each other, we can actually kick this thing into gear. Either get on the juggernaut or be run over by it!
Oh and Kiwi, as usual, will be head of the Secret Service Presidential Guards detachment. He will stand beside me at public events in case Indos, Theocraps or Zockyists decide to take a shot at me. XD
Sorry man.. Brilliant! I see you replaced Jefferson..? Any significance to that fact? I know you have a lot of argentinian illegitimates...
Bazti: We'll meet up in the mess hall for meals!
I'm up for the challenge...and finishing our Constitutional work!
lolz I didn't even look at the picture...
epic though 😛
@Rico - I would have replaced TR if I had the option, but Photofunia just stuck ol' Jizz over Jeff's head. I didn't even think of the googly-eyed Argie babies scampering around the pampas. Nice comparison!
Thanks Peter. Just let me know if there's anything I can do to help out.
Boere Generaal has accepted the position of Minister of Energy & Minerals.
I accept. 😛
Accepted, with gratitude.
The gratitude is all mine, HoRo. Thanks for taking the job. You get a nice, cushy office to basically hang out and play video games in all day. Ahh, the life of a VP. I miss it so.
Question mate. Do I have to jump in front of a bullet for ya???? It seems I have been getting your behind out of trouble since Argentina.
(PS it kinda my fault about all those googley eyed babys in Argentina. I kinda let Rico have a needle and your condom stash....sorry mate)
Me is so jealous on Howard, he is having relaxing days 😁
That's pretty much what secret service guys do, Kiwi. That's why you have all that gear on. I know you're hot as hell in there, but no bullet's gonna pass through all that stuff.
The difference between now and then is that you are doing this for the good of all South Africa, not just for your drunk and stoned googly-eyed mate.
@Bazti - Yeah, you only got to enjoy that office for just over a week. You were just getting good at FIFA Soccer on the PS3 too. I think Howard's already deleted all your game data.
Yea, our gear is made of Kevlar. I just hope they useing a BB gun and nothing bigger.
I'll give ya bulletproof vest to go under your sexy t-shirt.
Do I get to play monopoly on my computer...or is that against procedure and legitimate use of Government time and resources? lol
Hmmm... Monopoly can take hours. As long as you take beer and piss breaks, you can play as long as you like I suppose.
Congratulations, everyone. 🙂
JIzzie: Damn it!