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[USWP] The Path to Awesomeness

6 • Day 2,157, 21:00 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello USWP Nation,

I would like to once again thank everyone for electing me as your Party President. I will be working hard this month, … read more »

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[SColbert4PP] Let’s Be Awesome Together

9 • Day 2,149, 19:45 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello USWP Nation,

I write to you today to announce my candidacy for Party President of the United States Workers Party.
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[USWP] Be Awesome; Join the USWP!

12 • Day 2,100, 19:45 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


So you want to join the Undead? That’s good because we are awesome. Do you want to be awesome too? Well I think your choice is clear than. … read more »

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[DLS4CP] The Potential VP Address

19 • Day 2,080, 09:29 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Mood Music

Hello Nation,

It is with pleasure that I address you as a candidate for the position of Vice President of this great, not real, country. I do not let the fact that this position … read more »

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[USWP] The Zombie Defense Force

50 • Day 2,039, 20:23 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis


Hello Nation,
War rages on all fronts. A simple look around makes it clear that the enemy is at the gates and each and every one of us must take up arms in defense of our home. The United … read more »