The Mapping Standard - newspaper of Brendan E Austerion

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Issue #1

6 • Day 277, 02:28 • Published in South Africa

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Another Leak In The Wellness Wall

Yesterday this newspaper reported on a lack of hospitals; today, we must report about a lack of houses! Just like hospitals, houses increase the wellness of a citizen, crucial for he or she to stay alive … read more »

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Newspaper Undergoes Renovation

0 • Day 276, 06:29 • Published in South Africa

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The fledgling Austerion Standard, despite being just two days old, has announced a new format: Instead of the ordinary format with different columns and articles being in... different articles, the new newspaper will move everything into one, for a (

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General Updates

5 • Day 276, 03:01 • Published in South Africa

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Apologies for a short article but I just wanted to put in some updates:

1) Regarding Suscribers: Please, subscribe. I'd be thankful for that! 😃
2) Regarding News: I'll try to find more.
3) Regarding the food column I wrote: Since that time

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A Lack of Hospitals

11 • Day 276, 00:22 • Published in South Africa

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In a shocking realization, it was discovered today that NONE of the cities of South Africa have ANY hospitals! Compare this to, yes, the Japanese, who have 4 hospitals in their capital Jakarta, and the Italians, who also have 4 in their capital,

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The Opinion Column- Food and South Africa

4 • Day 275, 23:57 • Published in South Africa

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Today the Standard is looking at the markets of South Africa- specifically, food.

These are the stats:

Local Companies
Blats Food- 1 Star, 0.76 ZAR
Butcher & Baker- 1 Star, 0.77 ZAR
Sumah's Restaurant- 1 Star, 1.10 ZAR
Bong Belly- 2