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The Harry Dick Times

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An Inaugural

47 • Day 898, 14:58 • Published in USA USA •

America, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for once again electing me to the Presidency.

I wanted to write this article last night, but sadly, evil PHOENIX PTO'ers from the company AT&T decided to shut off my internet … read more »

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AMERICA: Defend Allies from ATO's

23 • Day 896, 18:06 • Published in USA USA •

TAKE THREE

Clearly, I am being a very bad boy. That is two articles deleted. Apparently we need a Secret Service division.

Follow and Strategic Air Command … read more »

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Presidential Transition Team

28 • Day 894, 12:48 • Published in USA USA •

Greetings once again, my fellow Americans.

Today, I am proud to announce that I am forming a Presidential Transition Team. Before anyone jumps out of their seat, yes, I am aware this is not normal. It should be. As a former President, I have

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The Vice Presidency revealed: Choc as VP, NXNW as NSA

43 • Day 892, 14:37 • Published in USA USA •

Americans,

In case you weren't aware, check back to my previous article to realize that I am resigned to the fact that, for various personal and professional reasons, NXNW will not be able to serve as my Vice President.

This came as a

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HR4America: The Vice President, a platform, and a kitty conquered [EDIT]

40 • Day 891, 17:06 • Published in USA USA •

EDIT:

This article was designed to announce NXNW as my Vice President. However, due to various personal and professional reasons, NXNW has had to step down from the ticket. I am saddened by this but realize and respect the needs of his … read more »