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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,077

3 • Day 2,077, 05:36 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


I recently obtained my philosophy degree.

I can now think deeply about being unemployed.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,076

4 • Day 2,076, 07:56 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,075

5 • Day 2,075, 09:18 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Can't believe my luck. I walk into a library and trip over a Charles Dickens' novel.

I was doing ok for myself but now I've fallen on Hard Times

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,074

5 • Day 2,074, 08:41 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

You should try my new crushed insect limb soup.

It's the bee's knees.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,073

3 • Day 2,073, 13:18 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.

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