The Evening Gazette

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,082

4 • Day 2,082, 17:04 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I just read an indirect tweet, but I know it was aimed at me: 'You're so paranoid'

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5 • Day 2,081, 12:34 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.

We now sell smoothies.

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5 • Day 2,080, 16:11 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight.

They've been sizing each other up for hours.

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4 • Day 2,079, 10:12 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I'm Embarrassed to talk about putting a CD into the CD Player.

It's Disc Inserting.

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1 • Day 2,078, 12:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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My mate was pissing me off repeatedly telling me that my impression of a flamingo was terrible.

In the end I had to put my foot down.