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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,087

2 • Day 2,087, 15:58 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


It was easy to break into show business.

They left the back door of the theatre open...

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,086

3 • Day 2,086, 14:42 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Today I was going to the toilet and this random guy walks in and started peeing right next to me.

Needless to say, we both got kicked out of the girls' bathroom.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,085

3 • Day 2,085, 10:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


The Proclaimers walked 500 miles. And then 500 more.

They realised halfway on their walk that they were going in the wrong direction...

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,084

2 • Day 2,084, 06:51 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

1813 Women have no rights.

1913 Women fight for some rights.

2013 Women are always right.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,083

9 • Day 2,083, 06:42 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


I've designed a plane made entirely from rubber, so that when it crashes, it bounces.

It's a Boing 747.

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