The Dept of Stupid Ideas - newspaper of Krimpiekat

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Political Spam

13 • Day 1,171, 15:39 • Published in South Africa

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I've been told that I should release more articles and push my campaign.
I've been told I should get a press agent
I've been told to get people to start PM'ing n00bs.

I've been told lots … read more »

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You asked for it.

20 • Day 1,168, 18:22 • Published in South Africa

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Mark Morcom asked me why he should vote for me. Which had me thinking. Why should he?
The answer is simple. I don't want him to vote for me. I want him to vote for the … read more »

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My VP choice

13 • Day 1,167, 15:19 • Published in South Africa

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If anybody can show me a better candidate for VP than my MUCH OLDER sister, I got only to say this: You're delusional and should take a reality check.

The … read more »

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So there I was...

26 • Day 1,166, 17:02 • Published in South Africa

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In the past I've been asked to run for CP several times. Each time I refused. I am not a politician, I'm too honest in that sense. If you annoy me, I'll let you know. In detail.

This time though it is different. I just have this feeling that I

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A Resistance war in pictures.

23 • Day 1,161, 05:11 • Published in South Africa

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Enough has been written about the recent Resistance wars, aka Operation Save the Goats, that got us back three of our provinces.
I will not bore you with a rehash of events.

Instead I will publish some pictures, taken during the events, that