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First Dog Condemns President Scrabman!

2 • Day 556, 12:00 • Published in USA USA •

President Scrabman’s dog ‘Scraps’ broke ranks with the administration and held a press conference this afternoon to condemn recent statements made by President Scrabman during an interview with the Daily Boomstick™, in which Scrabman suggested that

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DAILY BOOMSTICK EXCLUSIVE: The Scrabman Interview

9 • Day 555, 20:16 • Published in USA USA •

It is not often that a sitting President of the United States agrees to grant an interview, so we at the Daily Boomstick were very pleased to be granted one. Despite our newspaper’s extremely high regard in the journalistic community, bordering

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NEW SUPER-BIGFOOT DISCOVERED!

7 • Day 554, 09:46 • Published in USA USA •

A new species of Super-Bigfoot creatures has been discovered in the Canadian wilderness. After a yearlong investigation by Daily Boomstick™ scientists using key undiscovered evidence, the super-sized creature’s existence has been confirmed.

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Nostradamus Reveals Election Results, and Fantastic Diet Plan!

5 • Day 553, 08:20 • Published in USA USA •

Long ago, the famous French seer Nostradamus may have written references to current events encoded in several as yet undiscovered quatrains in his work ‘The Centuries’. But now, Daily Boomstick™ investigators reveal for the first time the words

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Loch Ness Monster Running for President!

3 • Day 548, 11:33 • Published in USA USA •

In a stunning political turn of events compared both to Winston Churchill changing parties and Ricky Martin coming out of the closet, the famous Loch Ness Monster announced in a spirited press conference at the White House that he will immigrate to

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