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Longer Than Your Friggin' Arm?

29 Day 1,007, 16:10 Published in USA USA

Well, this was originally my idea for when Custer was my opponent, but seeing how he ran off scurred, I couldn't be arsed to come up with a new idea. Thus, I present my endorsement list...which is 'longer than your friggin' arm'.

Harrison

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Congress Time Again

8 Day 1,000, 21:46 Published in USA USA

So, my last article got taken down...I guess. Seems I shouldn't call the voters names, despite meaning it in the most loving way.

I love you, Louisiana. I want to get deep inside of you, and never come up for air.

Sound good? I think so too.

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