About my newspaper
Party President elections are upon us again America. The top parties have had their primaries, and the voting begins in a few hours (at time of writing). Below, I’m going to list who I think is best for each party, and why.
Custer is my opponent again...let's see if it sticks this time. We're running in New York. You should totally vote for me.
Following, my endorsements:
Harrison Richardson, or as I affectionately call him