Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Good evening, America.
There are only 9 hours left in my term as President, and it's been an eventful month.
I'm going to publish a lot over the next few days, to look back over various things, but this article will be a series of thank you's...because I felt it was important I thank my closest friends for helping me through the month while still actually President.
I'm not going to thank everyone here, because that article would be incredibly long, so I'm going to do the highlights here. Please know that every member of my cabinet has been important to me this month, and I will thank each of them on IRC and on the forums. Below is the list of senior cabinet secretaries from my Administration.
Vice President: fingerguns
Chief of Staff: Molly Emma
National Security Council Director: John Jay
Secretary of Defense: Maxx Johnson
Secretary of State: Dr Luis Sentieiro
Secretary of the Interior: Kodos
Secretary of Education: emdoublegee
Secretaries of Media: George Armstrong Custer, Civilanarchy, John Killah, New Azazel
Secretary of the Treasury: Kemal Ergenekon
Note to President-Elect Cerb on the desk, I prepare to leave the Oval for the last time
First, I need to congratulate my friend (and future brother-in-law) Cerb on once again being elected President. Not only has he been a good friend and advisor to me, but he will be an excellent President for this country.
Vice President fingerguns arranges her post-Vice Presidency media tour
My Vice President fingerguns has become a very good friend of mine over the last six weeks, and our month together has only strengthened that friendship. A reliable sounding board, confidant, and my always lovely eNPR Co-Host, fingerguns will one day make an excellent President.
Inwegen, Vanek, Artela - The three of you have long been much better friends than simply people I play eRep with. Inwegen, sorry I'm going to be Cerb's brother-in-law and you're just 'that other guy'. Vanek, the Sabres suck. Deal with it. Artela, you're coming to America soon...your invitation to join the Tri-Force at Mardi Gras is still open.
Molly - We might not be married here as we are in <other eRep like game>, but your support is as invaluable as ever. Thank you for taking care of the stuff I often forgot about...and sometimes didn't forget about.
John Jay - You broke your leg. I lol'd a bit. Other than that, you were a solid NSC Director this month, thanks for doing some of the stuff I didn't want to do. Also you broke your leg.
Maxx - Thanks for letting me chill with you in ST6, I look forward to being able to do so again in the future. Your expertise in managing military units is reminiscent of some of the Generals of olden times.
Dr 'Sexy Time' Luis - Your ambassador report compilations were always helpful, and I'm interested to see how you manage working with Molly as Co-CoS. You have potential, just keep putting the effort in and you'll do very well.
Kemal - cCc Kemal Reyiz cCc you are my number one brown brother...tied with sisisi.
emdoublegee - Give me a job when you're President.
Media Dudes - Custer you're old. Civil are you still alive? John Killah you smell funny. New Azazel...not so new. Thanks for publishing stuff cause Lord knows I couldn't have done all that. You guys did good work this month, and I appreciate it all.
The final cabinet meeting...fingerguns demanded she wear a suit
I won't bore you with more details, just know that it has been a great honor to serve this country as President.
If any of you have questions or need anything, drop me a message.
As always, I am...
Yours in Service,
~Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
President of the United States
PS - Nave says hi.
PPS - Some former Presidents used to marry people...so I'm doing the opposite. The traitor AlleyRat is no longer married to super-patriot and badass d2 tank Beach Bunny. Executive Order #199782 is on file for review, and carries the weight of law.
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