Rearden Times - newspaper of Alexander Rearden

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eGermany and eCanada - A Rearden Perspective

5 • Day 562, 19:27 • Published in Canada Canada

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eGermany has become a major component of our foreign policy and in recent days eGermans have flocked to Canada to continue the fight for their homeland.

I welcome them with open arms.

eCanada offers compassion and safety for these stateless

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I am sorry eCanada

25 • Day 560, 16:40 • Published in Canada Canada

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Dear eCanada,

I am sorry.

I have failed my country that I have poured my blood, sweat and tears into. Through my own hubris I entered eCanada into a loan that failed. With one sentence the contract would still be enforceable and the admins

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The Reardentastic Cabinet! --- PROPOSED CABINET ---

28 • Day 559, 16:12 • Published in Canada Canada

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Deciding upon a cabinet is one of the most difficult parts of any campaign, Canada has an ever growing number of qualified candidates for numerous positions and picking the best to work with for the next month has been a daunting task. I have worked

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The Rearden Revolution! -- PRESIDENTIAL PLATFORM --

47 • Day 557, 13:25 • Published in Canada Canada

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My Fellow Canadians, Our Nation has grown from small tight-knit clique of people to a large and diverse community. I come before you today as witness of this change and with the desire to continue the growth and development of our nation as a whole.

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PETZ, THE CAUSE OF SWINE FLU!!!!!

10 • Day 551, 19:22 • Published in Canada Canada

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During my Friday afternoon lab research, I discovered the Petz was the source of the Swine Flu, his failed attempt at a global Pandemic. The H1N1 flu variant proved to be nothing too nasty, but Petz's intent was clear...

KILL EVERYONE IN