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PETZ, THE CAUSE OF SWINE FLU!!!!!

Day 551, 19:22 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Alexander Rearden

During my Friday afternoon lab research, I discovered the Petz was the source of the Swine Flu, his failed attempt at a global Pandemic. The H1N1 flu variant proved to be nothing too nasty, but Petz's intent was clear...

KILL EVERYONE IN CANADA

Which he would have done were he competent at well... anything. (JK Petz)

So, if you want to elected a bioterrorist vote petz.

If you want to elect one of Canada's most experienced players into congress.

VOTE ALEXANDER REARDEN

Comments

Trenton Rendell Day 551, 19:31

Swine Flu more like Fine Flu amirite

Plugson Day 551, 19:31

It's true. I saw him handing out bacon on the street. I think Bruck took one; he claims his "bacon sneezed." Lucky for him, and all of us, he had his flu shots while just a little piglet.

Petz Day 551, 19:32

It has been revealed that any research conducted by Petz was in fact part of an eCanadian government secret biological weapons program and that the release of the virus occurred when Rearden blew down the three little pigs house!!!!!