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Goodbye

3 • Day 1,015, 17:21 • Published in Canada Canada •

Everyone, I have decided to announce my decision to cease military activities. With the new V2 war module, I just don't have the health to fight constantly anymore. I shall only fight when mainland Canada is attacked. From now on, I shall be an

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It's All All Right Acacia

1 • Day 1,010, 07:01 • Published in Canada Canada •

In light of the recent findings by the british, they say you caused the violation of the treaty. But surely, attacking comes with some surprises. And I believe you Acacia. What they did was use very fine print to cross a very fine line.

But why

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Congratulations!

5 • Day 1,009, 07:10 • Published in Canada Canada •

My fellow canadian citizens, I must congratulate you on your successful invasion of the eUK.

Sure, the regions are worthless, but we managed to conquer a large part of the UK, a country whose allies' population numbered over 62 000! We had no

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Minister Of Official Languages

4 • Day 952, 17:55 • Published in Canada Canada •

If Duke Leto of EPIC wins the upcoiming presidential election, he has appointed me his Minister Of Official Languages. I believe you will be happy to find out that, to quote some citizens, my 'best friend is NOT Google Translator'. I will NOT

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Canada's Budgeting

3 • Day 951, 15:22 • Published in Canada Canada •

Following Jbdivinus' article, 'B-ware', I have decided, that all comanies and orgs recieving funds from the government should have to give DETAILED reports about how the money is

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