Congratulations!

Day 1,009, 07:10 • Published in Canada Canada • by George Beeman

My fellow canadian citizens, I must congratulate you on your successful invasion of the eUK.

Sure, the regions are worthless, but we managed to conquer a large part of the UK, a country whose allies' population numbered over 62 000! We had no allies to help us, meaning that our 6200 citzens can crush an army 10 times our size. We must fight hard when this ceasefire ends, and march to London. We can take that french owned region, for it borders London, and then attack the capital taking another high resource region from Pheonix. If we wipe the floor with the UK, we can then initate operation French toast again, Take 2.

Meanwhile, Poland has reduced the Russians down to those final few territories, having seized high titanium regions. If and when they take those regions and we have done what I said in the above, we, that is to say EDEN, will have taken out 2 of Pheonix's poster boy nations.

There are 2 other things that will need to be done to ensure victory in 4 wars (UK, Russia, Lion King, Liberating Australia). Because we, Canada have no allies, The Chinese can attack Lion King at the same time as we attack the UK again and the Aussies push back the Indonesians and the Polish attack the russian territories. Lion King, as I am sure you know, is high iron, The indo territory is high titanium and grain and the russians will be slaughtered by Polish might!

So, Pheonix will have a choice: Save the UK, Save Russia, Save Western Australia or Save Liaoning. They will, sadly for them, be only able to choose one to save. EDEN will get the rest because we can only fight in one or 2 territories due to some condition of the alliances, so there will be no division of citizens. It will be these countries fight here, these here. In Pheonix however, because we are attacking original regions (excepting Liaoning and Western Australia) they will be divided.

WE WILL WIN THESE BATTLES, WE WILL WIN THIS WAR, AND WE WILL CRUSH PHEONIX!

Victory for EDEN is imminent.

As is my motto, World Domination for EDEN is imminent!

GOOD LUCK TO US ALL!!



George Beeman

P.S. Sorry about the UK in the picture, but I don't know how to Photoshop!