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BATTLING WITH COMPUTERS! ....should read battling with USERS

6 • Day 2,204, 07:55 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD
out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer:

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Soldiers on A Train

3 • Day 2,203, 07:56 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked

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Don't Mess With Women

7 • Day 2,201, 12:45 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

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Just A Smile

4 • Day 2,199, 08:42 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment











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[MoFA] Rules for Incoming Congressman

13 • Day 2,198, 07:17 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Kia Ora eKiwis

Some general rules for our incoming congressman, most of you should be experienced and know this already, but for the others and to ensure … read more »