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Christmas Traditions Around the World

6 • Day 2,226, 23:55 • Published in New Zealand

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Hanukkah
Commencing on the 25th day of the Hebrew month Kislev, Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday commemorating the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem after its desecration by the Syrians.

In 168 BC, members of the Jewish family Maccabee

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Divorced From 10 Husbands And Still A Virgin

4 • Day 2,222, 08:10 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced from ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten

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Psychology Class

1 • Day 2,219, 10:28 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor placed a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

The

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Cancel Your Credit Card before you Die

4 • Day 2,217, 09:52 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and ICICI Bank billed

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Mom's Driver's License

3 • Day 2,215, 04:50 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl