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Something to Lighten the Day In More Ways Than One

2 • Day 2,185, 08:23 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

For five years, humorist RICHARD BENSON has been collecting hilarious exam answers from school classrooms. Here we present the latest collection from his new book, F in School - and the most extraordinary thing is, they are all genuine...

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Notice To All Congressman

7 • Day 2,184, 07:34 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Kia Ora eKiwis

In the past week two Bulgarians have been given citizenship by you lot.

The following nations are on our Citizenship Blacklist and if anyone lets one in they will go on the eNew Zealand Political Blacklist:

Bulgaria
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The Pastor's Ass

4 • Day 2,180, 06:04 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so happy that he entered it in another race, and it won again.



The local

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Irish Women

7 • Day 2,177, 09:50 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



ANGLO SAXON WOMEN:



First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
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Why

9 • Day 2,174, 05:46 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?



Why do people order double cheeseburgers,

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