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A languid and litterate look through the lenses of a larger than life legend as he lopes lion heartedly through leagues upon leagues of languishingly limpwristed lice.

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Your Civil Service This Month

36 • Day 1,024, 14:40 • Published in USA USA •

Firstly, I apologise for the tardiness of this article. I should have announced this month’s cabinet a while ago, but I’ve been mildly busy for the past few days. Most of the cabinet was selected, and began work a while ago, this article was merely

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Dear India,

57 • Day 1,022, 17:25 • Published in India India •

I’d like to dispel some of the untruths and, quite frankly, lies that have been accumulating in your media recently. As you will easily notice by

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Lolwut 6_9

37 • Day 1,022, 09:48 • Published in USA USA •

My fellow Americans,

My victory this morning came as much of a surprise to myself as I'm sure it did to you. You'll have to forgive the lack of detail in this article but to be honest, I haven't had Internet access since about two hours before

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350

Don't Vote For Me Unless You *Must* Vote Stateside

33 • Day 1,020, 06:34 • Published in USA USA •

Don't vote for me until you have checked either this paper or logged into #ato on the rizon network for up to the minute ATO instructions. Your vote could influence a

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Sup Nippon?

22 • Day 1,019, 17:39 • Published in Japan Japan •

My Dearest Japanese Friends,

I was perusing my map this morning, while answering my fan mail and getting prepared to go to morning payer, when I happened to glance over and noticed that Japan still Gloriously Stands beneath our Russian Empire.[

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