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Oh Yeah, One Last Thing

22 Day 1,508, 18:38 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

But first, Dio.



Ok Gentlemen, take your seats again.

I've come to say two things, one to Americans and one to non-Americans. You need really

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If Anyone is Wondering

33 Day 1,507, 14:54 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Yeah, Haliman got Canada to agree to PANAM.

This is how it happened - http://pastebin.com/DgdxdmCQ

In other news, no one cared because Canada was, and is from what I hear, a pointless country that still actually has courts.

Work on

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General Offer to My Subscribers

10 Day 1,301, 09:47 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

The eUSA Forums are looking to expand our cultural dominance of the game. The most active forum connected to eRepublik, we are now offering citizens of every stripe the chance to use our forums to host their own communities. We're offering to build

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A Modest Proposal

30 Day 1,280, 12:48 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear America,

I break my long silence to come to you with what some may call a Modest Proposal. America, I think you should kill your political parties. Hear me out, I also think you should disband the government military and become a country

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If You Call Upon Me Tomorrow, I Fear You Shall Find Me A Grave Man

30 Day 1,196, 06:07 Published in USA USA

Title.

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