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This article has been written to defend Australia against cat pictures

6 • Day 1,988, 03:22 • Published in Australia

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I don't really have anything to say.... I just felt the need to protect you all from Binda's cat pictures.....by posting an image of my own.

For all of you wondering, this is what a "Tickle me Elmo" looks like on the inside.
[img]http://i.imgur.[/img]

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A Call to Bear Pencils

7 • Day 1,986, 02:33 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

Hi, I'm Pat McCrutch, Bestselling author of "Global Warming, huh?" and many other articles that even I can't remember, and I wrote them.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is a sad thing for Australia when an article that features 18 words and two hastily

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Global Warming huh?

9 • Day 1,985, 02:00 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

I see the eWorld has taken considerable measures to combat Global Warming.

To fix this:

BUILD MORE ROCKETS!
[img]http://www.ryot.org/wp-content/[/img]

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So who are the ACP?

29 • Day 1,971, 03:12 • Published in Australia

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Political debates and analysis

Friends, Acquaintances and those reading my article that I don't particularly like,

As a citizen of a free country. I felt the need to write this article concerning the disease invading Australia known as communism. I am of course referring to

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Hi Serbia :)

12 • Day 1,969, 01:54 • Published in Australia

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Warfare analysis

So I was just strolling aimlessly around the map,when I noticed that you seem to have exhausted your gold mine. If only there were a way to get your hands on more.....

And now for my subtle picture for today....
[img]http://cdn-0.itsnature.org/[/img]

About my newspaper

This article has been written to defend Australia against cat pictures

A Call to Bear Pencils

Global Warming huh?

So who are the ACP?

Hi Serbia :)