Miss Derp's Drunk Rants

Petty, Vindictive, and Utterly Disgusting

I’ve never been more upset at an internet game than I am today.

Never more upset at a community.

For those of you who don’t know, there has been a weird conflict … read more »

[DERP] Haphazardous

In foreign affairs, appearances are everything.

Appearances tell both allies and enemies if you are trustworthy, dependable, and honorable, among other things.

What is being done … read more »

[DERP] The Characters We Play

You almost got a year away from my articles. How lucky you would’ve been. Unfortunately for you, quarantine (and my drinking habits) had other ideas. As I’ve been … read more »

[DERP] Interesting Times

We are living in most interesting times. These are times when the electoral process has produced a plurality of a presidency, amid a fractured and distrusting people. Times when people … read more »

[PotUS] A Farewell, and A National Emergency

Dearest Citizens,

This was fun, wasn’t it?

Like, actually… have you been having fun? Cause I have no clue. I’ve literally been so swamped with RL work that I haven’t checked … read more »