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[Derp4PotUS] Turn Ourselves Around

37 • Day 4,788, 21:55 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


”You do the Hokey Pokey, and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’ … read more »

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[Derp4PotUS] Tear Down the Old

60 • Day 4,786, 18:46 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



We need change.

When CG decided to run for president, I sat back and said nothing until the last minute. I thought … read more »

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eNPR TONIGHT @ 10pm EST! CG Live on Air???

19 • Day 4,769, 08:53 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Are you ready? Are you sure?

CAUSE IT’S THURSDAY, BABY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

It’s time for the eUSA’s premier radio show, of … read more »

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[DERP 4 PotUS] The Great Task Ahead

21 • Day 4,760, 11:10 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




The Presidency is nothing to take lightly. A good president can make a country stronger, unified, resilient. A bad president can leave a … read more »

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eNPR Special Edition Promo

12 • Day 4,688, 19:43 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Paul leaked some big news this week. I mean… earth-shattering, incredible, absolutely shocking news.

The return of the king.

The … read more »