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[USWP4Congress] The Voice of Wisdom

18 • Day 4,814, 19:50 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Americans,

On the 25th of the month, we will all go to the polls and decide what the next Congress looks like. The balance of power in those halls is fully up to you. The choice before you … read more »

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[USWP] A Party Worth Fighting For

25 • Day 4,808, 09:11 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



What do we want?

A party worth fighting for!

That’s the cry I’ve heard from the Workers that make up the USWP. This is why I jumped … read more »

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[eNPR] eUS Game Night - $2 Million Prize Pool

7 • Day 4,806, 18:28 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



My fellow citizens,

For a while, Paul and I have been hosting our eNPR show on Thursday evenings, and we’ve had a lot of fun with it. … read more »

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[Broforce News] EXCLUSIVE: Derp's SHOCKING Election Call

13 • Day 4,795, 18:21 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




This shocking call, seeking to overturn the results of the election, is a first in American history. By attempting to strongarm Congress and Plato … read more »

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[Derp4PotUS] Are We Finished Yet?

28 • Day 4,794, 09:52 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Everyone has a story.

What’s your story?
What’s the story of our country?
Are we done telling that story?

You … read more »