Maccabee Journal - newspaper of Hyman Roth

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MoFA Report - Day 754

10 • Day 754, 21:34 • Published in Israel Israel

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Fellow Citizens,

An Update from the Foreign Affairs Ministry: Day 754:

War Update:

As noted in the previous update, we're working closely with out regional allies, including Greece and Romania, to secure a lasting stability in the

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Foreign Affairs Update (Translated)

17 • Day 752, 19:42 • Published in Israel Israel

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First and foremost, allow me to introduce myself to those who don't know me.

My name is Hyman Roth, and I've humbly and with honor accepted President Franz Kafka's offer to be the Minister of Foreign Affairs and Vice President. While I'd love to

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Who's On First? (or) A Call For Action

23 • Day 750, 12:01 • Published in Israel Israel

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Ahhh, sweet confusions. On the glorious, not-to-distant day in the future, dear Israel, when you shed your childish dysfunction, I fear I won't recognize you.

As we approach a week since the elections (1/4 of an entire term), we, the citizens

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Election Reflection

11 • Day 748, 16:52 • Published in Israel Israel

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The people have spoken. And many of them at that. As we all know, Zaib/Swifty won the election by three votes. It was close all day, and though miraculous, the 3-vote margin remained as the votes were tallied throughout the day. Zaib,

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Truth In Action: Franz Kafka For President

1 • Day 746, 13:31 • Published in Israel Israel

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Fellow Citizens of Israel,

There are moments when we must take action. Occasions when we, the citizens of Israel, must stand united against the lurking enemies at home and the barking enemies at our borders. And there are critical moments when