Eye am Juan - newspaper of Prince Terence II

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The Law of Conservation of Foreign Travel – applied to Noynoy Aquino

6 • Day 952, 10:45 • Published in Philippines

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The Inquirer.net Editor, true to form, sheds rose-coloured light on the token frugality President-Elect Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III applies to the conduct of his inauguration at the end of June. This “virtue” is made stark by using the “evil”

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100 Best Things About Being a Pinoy

5 • Day 944, 23:46 • Published in Philippines

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100 Best Things About Being a Pinoy

1. Simbang Gabi. Nine dawn masses during the Christmas season. Attended by the religious, the people with panata, the uzis, and the girl and boy watchers. Of course, Simbang Gabi is not complete … read more »

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Happy 112th Philippine Independence Day

11 • Day 934, 10:27 • Published in Philippines

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Published in 11th of June 2010 (Day 934 of the New World); 10:28 eRepublik Time

Published in 12th of June 2010; 1:28 AM PH Time

"A nation is born into freedom on the day when such a people, moulded into a … read more »

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11 Funny Guidelines on How to Survive Animal Attack

6 • Day 906, 21:04 • Published in Philippines

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When it comes to nature you have to be aware that it has a bad habit of being harsh to all trespassers. Trespassers being people moving freely through the habitat that is not quite their own. This is a wild world where animals are not endangered

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Hilarious School Exam Answers

13 • Day 906, 01:10 • Published in Philippines

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Hilarious School Exam Answers

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.
These are genuine answers from 16 year … read more »