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11 Funny Guidelines on How to Survive Animal Attack

Day 906, 21:04 Published in Philippines Philippines by Prince Terence II

When it comes to nature you have to be aware that it has a bad habit of being harsh to all trespassers. Trespassers being people moving freely through the habitat that is not quite their own. This is a wild world where animals are not endangered species. We have some couple of advices on how to survive in those occasions.

There is only a couple of things you should remember. Here are 11 wacky guidelines on how to survive animal attack.

1. Remember to always look behind you
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-01.jpg">

2. Drive carefully and never open your windows
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-15.jpg">
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-04.jpg">
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-02.jpg">

and whatever you do, don’t leave your vehicle
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-17.jpg">

sometimes maybe you should leave your vehicle
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-13.jpg">

3. They might look cute, but believe me, they are not
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-03.jpg">

4.Climb on tree (and fast)
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-05.jpg">
5. Run fast
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-06.jpg">
6. Run faster

<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-07.jpg">
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-11.jpg">

7. Use helpful objects from your surrounding
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-08.jpg">

8. Don’t take photos with alligators
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-10.jpg">

9. Know that your pet might turn against you
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-12.jpg">

10. Kangaroos are fierce boxers, so avoid Australia
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-14.jpg">

11. And please, don’t panic
<img src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/01/animal-attacks/animal-attacks-09.jpg">


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Comments

kuroshitsuji
kuroshitsuji Day 906, 22:47

nice!
Voted and sub!

EZEX Lacroa
EZEX Lacroa Day 907, 01:45

nice

Topy XYZ
Topy XYZ Day 907, 02:54

Way to keep the eFilipinos active!

Prince Terence II
Prince Terence II Day 907, 04:02

You got it Topy.

Kalayaan 001
Kalayaan 001 Day 907, 20:43

lol!

Revilo X
Revilo X Day 907, 00:55

nice!

 
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