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Hilarious School Exam Answers

Day 906, 01:10 by Prince Terence II
Hilarious School Exam Answers

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar


The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


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His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C









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Comments

Nimbus4000
Nimbus4000 Day 906, 01:26

OMG! this is so hilarious

Rupert Jaradal
Rupert Jaradal Day 906, 01:29

voted!

Blood Reaper
Blood Reaper Day 906, 02:53

hahaha

adrex - the rockin guy
adrex - the rockin guy Day 906, 02:57

Very nice! LOL! a and b are the choices he answered C! classic dumbass!

kuroshitsuji
kuroshitsuji Day 906, 04:51

cool! very hilarious!! !
VOTED!

Prince Terence II
Prince Terence II Day 906, 04:57

Atleast, I made everyone smile and laugh.

Revilo X
Revilo X Day 906, 05:18

hhahah!!!

TheBosss
TheBosss Day 906, 09:27

Hahahah bro good stuff, keep posting articles like this one
Vote + Sub + Shout

MaRkO1987
MaRkO1987 Day 906, 09:28

hahaha

Pustinjska Lisica
Pustinjska Lisica Day 906, 09:43

Simply brilliant

Clone of AJS
Clone of AJS Day 907, 05:18

Jajaja

GryffterX
GryffterX Day 907, 07:26

voted hard!!! hehe.. got some of those on my email...

Kalayaan 001
Kalayaan 001 Day 907, 20:42

Oh, I an already see the F's!

 
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