El Dorado - newspaper of tina_pig

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{19/1}NK

11 • Day 1,156, 07:16 • Published in North Korea

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Wars available today:
Marmara, Greek Fruits region.
Attacker: Turkey
Defender: Greece

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There is no big news in eRep.
I'd like to express some of my feelings towards eNK-eChina relationship, on

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{18/1}Shouts

10 • Day 1,155, 04:05 • Published in North Korea

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After a short maintenance, there are 30 shouts available per day.
I'm sure spammers love it.
Plato is definitely more generous (to spammers) than the previous admin.🙂
短暫維護之後，我們一天可以shout 30次了。
我相信以後能看到很多垃圾shouts了。
Plato比起舊admin，大方多了(對spammers和喜歡

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{17/1}Greece & Turkey

8 • Day 1,154, 04:37 • Published in North Korea

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Greece is no longer a Natural Enemy for Turkey
Um, maybe wars are not available in a short period of time.
希臘和土耳其解除天敵狀態了，可能最近有一段長時間都不會有戰事了。

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Once again my location has changed.
I'm now in Kangwon, [

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{16/1}None

8 • Day 1,153, 06:09 • Published in North Korea

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We have no wars today.
And I should have nothing to say today.
今天沒有戰場，我也沒東西想寫……

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In order to keep my promise, I gotta write something to make the paper fun.
為免大家覺得我的報紙太空白，我還是寫寫東西

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【15/1】KFC - continued

17 • Day 1,152, 05:12 • Published in North Korea

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Here is a list of the citizens who are willing to join KFC.
However, some of them, including me, are outside NK.
Due to the restrictions on funds, I don't think non-NK residents are able to get those subsidies.
這是想參加KFC的人的名單，不過有些人(包括我)都不是在NK住的。
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