Dissociated Press - newspaper of Vincent Truglia

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This Is Our Country, All of ours!!

10 • Day 620, 22:03 • Published in USA USA

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People have been accusing congress of sitting around idly while the empire burns. This is unfortunately true, but I do not feel the fault lies totally with congress. I feel that the administration is partially to blame as well. Certain people have

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A SHOW OF LOVE FOR AMERICA

21 • Day 620, 18:16 • Published in USA USA

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In a show of support for the war effort Russian citizens have recently been donating Russian currency to the bank accounts of US Senators.

The amounts are mostly symbolic in that they are all fractions of rubles. But the fact they send Russian

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The Game of Risk

12 • Day 618, 19:00 • Published in USA USA

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Have you ever played Risk?

Are you good at the game? Do you know how to win? Usually its all about Australia. Usually its all about patience. Its about letting your opponent run rampant on the board. You let them do their thing.
You let them

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FIGHT PEACE! FIGHT HARD!

3 • Day 614, 21:31 • Published in USA USA

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I just took a look at the map, and where not doing that bad. 4 states in 4 different parts of the country are under peace control. Were looking alot better then we were a week ago. Were looking like we got back on

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Tonight we Celebrate!!!

8 • Day 614, 00:47 • Published in USA USA

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Everyone please raise your glasses. I would just like to say thank you to everyone who made this possible. Now I know things havent been too great in this contry over the past few weeks, some serious decisions have been made, and we've lost some