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[Derp4CP] Make America Derpy Again

12 2 days ago Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Mood music if you click the pic.

Dearest Americans, I come to you today, bearing news of great joy!

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[USCMU] I Am The Law: Derphoof is New God

33 Day 3,049, 09:06 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dio is the greatest, Dio is the greatest.
I bear witness that there is no God
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[Gobernador] On the Friendship of Dio

26 Day 2,882, 20:40 Published in Spain Spain Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



“Dio Brando, our blessed and holy immortal God Emperor, has bestowed upon each and every Pakistani the idea of love.”
- Chapter 11, Book of Dio

Every good Dioist … read more »

The FYROMese Wall

29 Day 2,880, 12:03 Published in USA USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis


Let’s get real for a minute, America. We’ve seen the latest confrontation in a long struggle with an ancient warmongering menace that has historically been very hard to stop. We’ … read more »

Proclamación del Gobernador de España

49 Day 2,874, 21:15 Published in Spain Spain Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Imperial Subjects of the Province of Spain,

On this great day, 2874, of the New World, the United States of America has obtained the “Empire” status that many nations only … read more »