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Joke of the day - THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

3 • Day 644, 06:53 • Published in Australia

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THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the
final word on nutrition and health.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.

2. Mexicans eat a … read more »

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Joke of the day - Be careful what you wish for...

5 • Day 643, 07:19 • Published in Australia

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This one's for the girls 🙂

Be Careful What You Wish For

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy … read more »

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Joke of the day - Eight words with two meanings

3 • Day 640, 20:42 • Published in Australia

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Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to … read more »

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Joke of the day - extracts from His and Her diaries

5 • Day 640, 06:38 • Published in Australia

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Extracts from HER & HIS diaries

HER DIARY

I asked him what was wrong - he said,
“Nothing.”
I asked him if it was my fault that he was
upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not
to worry.
On … read more »

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Joke of the day - University students

2 • Day 639, 23:21 • Published in Australia

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Uni students

At Sydney University, four students taking Organic Chemistry had done so well on the quizzes, mid-term exams, labs, etc. that each had an “A” so far for the semester.

With their final exams approaching, these four were so … read more »