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Joke of the day - Two lawyers

5 • Day 654, 01:50 • Published in Australia

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Two Lawyers

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food.

And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the … read more »

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Joke of the day - Americans Vs Canadians.

15 • Day 653, 05:11 • Published in Australia

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Americans vs. Canadians

The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Oct. 1995. Reprinted … read more »

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Joke of the day - Three elderly ladies

14 • Day 651, 21:25 • Published in Australia

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Just a quickie this time 😛

Three elderly ladies

There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

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Joke of the day - picking a wife

7 • Day 650, 22:23 • Published in Australia

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Picking a Wife

A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides
to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She … read more »

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Joke of the day - Letters to landlords

6 • Day 650, 02:24 • Published in Australia

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Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords.

· I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

· The lavatory is blocked; this is caused by the boys … read more »