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Joke of the day - Comments by commentators during 2004 Olympics

7 • Day 648, 23:15 • Published in Australia

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Comments made by NBC commentators during 2004 Summer Olympics

1. Weightlifting commentator:” This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:” This is … read more »

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Joke of the day - Church newsletters

3 • Day 648, 00:08 • Published in Australia

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Church Newsletters

On the lighter side of religion, here are some actual sentences found in church bulletins and newsletters:

1) Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

2) Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and … read more »

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Joke of the day - Actual exchanges from pilots

7 • Day 647, 07:59 • Published in Australia

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Subject: In the cockpit -actual exchanges-

These are actual exchanges between pilots & ATCs in the Tower. Don't miss the last one!!!

Tower: 'TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.'
TWA 2341: 'Centre, we are … read more »

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Joke of the day - Gloves

9 • Day 646, 07:11 • Published in Australia

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Panties and Gloves

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but … read more »

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Joke of the day - Blonde joke

7 • Day 645, 07:08 • Published in Australia

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Wanna hear a blonde joke?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"Our bartender is blonde, … read more »