Ambient on/off

About my newspaper

Open Wiki page

Newspaper for the Irish Department of Defence

IDF Orders Day 1046

10 Day 1,046, 07:55 Published in Ireland Ireland

Our allies in Canada are fighting valiantly in the region of Wales against the eUK. Now is the time for some payback for the loss of Northern Ireland. We will help our allies defeat the UK and show them that Ireland still has fight left in her.

read more »

IDF to Action

14 Day 1,043, 12:24 Published in Ireland Ireland

The UK has attacked Northern Ireland. All IDF soldiers are to defend Ireland. Repeat all IDF soldiers are to defend Ireland.

read more »

IDF Recruitment

11 Day 1,037, 15:05 Published in Ireland Ireland

Hello Irish citizens. This message is to you. We know what is coming after the recent triumph of Irish military strategy. With the liberation of Northern Ireland we all know the eUK won't sit idle and are planning a counter attack as we speak.

read more »

Northern Ireland Is Free

22 Day 1,036, 19:32 Published in Ireland Ireland

At 19:00 hours on Day 1036 the region of Northern Ireland was freed from the occupation of the eUK by the valiant efforts of the citizens of Ireland and our allies around the world. Congratulations to all who fought with valor for Ireland. We have

read more »

IDF Orders Day 1035

7 Day 1,035, 19:07 Published in Ireland Ireland

As I was going over
The Cork and Kerry Mountains.
I heard the sound of battle
Coming from Northern Ireland.

I first produced my pistol
and then produced my rapier.
I said have at them lads
To the Devil we will send them.

Soldiers of

read more »