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American Inquisition: An Allied Offensive

4 4 days ago USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Greetings my fellow Americans,

It has been almost a week since the first seeds of insurrection were started in various colonies of the Americas. Since then, Our two main conquered provinces, Canada and France, have decided that they will waste

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Massive Rebellion

16 Day 2,334, 18:39 USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Greetings my fellow Americans,

Ever since the new alliances have risen in March, America has shined as a glorious Empire of Power and awe. Yet Recently, foolhardy countries such as Canada, Mexico, and France have decided to test their luck

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UPDATE: WTP PTO

2 Day 2,316, 14:39 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings my fellow Americans,

As you all know, Valiant Thor has been accused of being a Serbian traitor. There are rumors that Serbians will now enter Congress very soon. However, there seems to be a very interesting development in the new

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Manifest Destiny: Glory to America!

3 Day 2,315, 19:22 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings my fellow Americans,

With the old alliances of 2013 falling, our new rejuvenated American Empire is quite vast and glorious indeed! It is through valor, persistence, and our amazing leadership that we have managed to conquer all that is

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An American Revival: The Final Charge

0 Day 2,196, 20:16 USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Good day my fellow Americans,

As we all know, the new form of mass combat has equalled the playing field, as nations collapse into Empires. What beauty is this for America to finally break free of the bonds of Loland and her devilish minions?

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