UPDATE: WTP PTO

Day 2,316, 14:39 Published in USA Belgium by Emperor Zorokian

Greetings my fellow Americans,

As you all know, Valiant Thor has been accused of being a Serbian traitor. There are rumors that Serbians will now enter Congress very soon. However, there seems to be a very interesting development in the new Congressional candidate order.
Greetings my fellow Americans,

As you all know, Valiant Thor has been accused of being a Serbian traitor. There are rumors that Serbians will now enter Congress very soon. However, there seems to be a very interesting development in the new Congressional candidate order.

Official candidates (43)
1 79 Disco Musolini

2 28 Valiant Thor

3 26 Ioanys

4 47 Talostastic

5 46 dmjohnston

6 54 Garmr

7 26 MrBadDecisions

8 66 Tenshibo

9 35 NorthAfricaCorps

10 27 Liam J. Gallagher


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As you can clearly see, the original winners of the fair and free WTP primaries are now in order, with the Serbian candidates locked in 20th-30th on the list. Now this interesting update may mean that:

1) A deal has been reached reverting the original list, stopping the Serbian PTO.

2) Valiant Thor is attempting to hide the fact that he is planning a PTO, subsequently pulling a quick bait and switch to the Serbian candidates right before voting begins.

In any case, all of eUS urgently awaits what shall happen. Perhaps the PTO shall fail, as the DHS has ordered all Americans to vote non PTO. The fate of the eUS depends on this election. May lady liberty protect us all.


Glory to America! Glory to Freedom!

Vote and sub!

Your Great Leader,
Emperor Zorokian