Zoli for POTUS – International Reactions

Day 804, 12:31 • Published in USA Hungary • by Zoli

We are on the last 50 yards of the presidential elections. I believe that I have the best platform and the best team, and right now I am focusing on getting nomination by a party. Today I’m going to attend the debate organised by the Libertarian Party. Come at 17:00 Server Time to #LPSC room on Rizon in order to see the debate.

In order to take a break from platforms and campaign promises I would like to share the reaction of the international community, both EDEN and Phoenix, what they think regarding my attempt to become President of the USA.

Mistwalker – Former MoFA of Romania, Former Media Spokesman of EDEN

“Zoli is good for president because he can convince people to stop using Lana by writing how good Lana is. It is my opinion that his talent at pissing everybody off would actually be an asset for any country presidency as the Hungarian concept of justice is to make everyone feel abused. Those imo vital traits coupled with the fact that he has recently learned to never makes promises that he can't keep make him suitable for any public position. He's inteligent and let's face it , if he knows what you hate it means he can also learn what you like and serve it to you.”

Cottus Arci – President of Australia

“Zoli as President is a move so audacious that the very thought made my heart orgasm with girlish laughter”

Afanasiy Drago – former president of North Corea

"I THINK ZOLI SHOULD BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF EMERICKA BECAUSE HE LIVES IN AMERICA IN REAL LIFE SO HE IS NOT A POLITICAL TAKE-OVER CANDIDATE; HE IS CAPABLE OF WRITING WELL-WRITTEN, INFORMATIVE ARTICLES THAT ARE ALWAYS CONSISTENT WITH HAVING TROLLISH UNDERTONES; AND BEST OF ALL HE ONLY HAS ONE BATTLE HERO MEDAL, DESPITE HAVING ALMOST 26 STRENGTH, SO YOU KNOW HE WILL USE EVERY RESOURCE HE HAS TO DEFEND THE CONFEDERACY SHOULD IT BE INVADED. ZOLI IS A TRUE PATRIOT AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE FOR HIM IN THE ELECTIONS IS A RED COAT COMMUNIST THAT WANTS OUR GREAT COUNTRY TO DIE (FOR DRAGO). "

Misho - Former MoD of Sweden, best writer in Sweden

"With Zoli as president of eUSA even I would fight against it! - Misho, old Zoli arch enemy

Shoot - EDEN General Commandar, Former President of Sweeden

“Yet another troll leading that country will be hillarious. “

Dishmcds - Prime Minister of the UK, Former President of USA and Mexico

"I think electing Zoli would quite possibly be the 2nd best thing they've ever done (outside of electing me, of course). He's not ignorant enough to ignore the fact that other people might just have a better idea of what's going on, and would perhaps get them over the emotional retardation they seem to enjoy."

GLaDOS - MoFA of UK, Former President of Russia, Former Prime Minister of the UK, Former PEACE Secretary General

“Zoli is the best candidate for POTUS because he is the only candidate that actually cares about the USA. Zoli is simply, the most qualified, the most adept, and the best choice for the USA”

Tyler F Durden - the most trilling Canadian

"America should elect Zoli in as President if they truely wish to be destroyed from within...kind of like hitting rock bottom like. You'll wake up one morning, look at yourself in the mirror and a grin will cross your face and you won't even recognize yourself. You'll realize what happened and with a vengeance for blood like you've never known you'll set off like a thoroughbred on steroids out of the gate and go crashing through the other side of the track - nothing will stop you - not even Dio."

Michael Collins - Former President of Ireland

"America should elect Zoli because he believes in the true America. A faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence on small miracles. That we can say what we think, write what we think, without finding our article or comment deleted. That we can have an idea and start our own business without paying RL money or hiring clones. That we can participate in the political process without fear of retribution, and that our votes will be counted.

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. Zoli is the one we've been waiting for. Zoli is the change that we seek."

TaiwanPanda - Is one of the only Panda's capable of talking, and saying "meow"

“Panda Troll - lols? Zoli WIN \o/ “

PimpDollaz - Speaker of the Canadian Government

“If you believe that Zoli is not going to take over the USA and use it to destroy his best friends in Romania, then he would otherwise be a great candidate for POTUS due to his fervor for the game and his take no prisoners attitude towards playing it. From a strictly mechanics point of view, Zoli is well versed in the art of war, and would make a great addition to the EDEN cause. That is of course, if you believe he can be trusted as POTUS.”

Mr Woldy - Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

“Zoli is the best man for US presidency not in America, but in the world. He has the experience and ideas necessary to lead the US to a new level of greatness, above that of anything that either Spain or Poland could achieve. Using his experience, Zoli can lead the US the military greatness too, and, if elected will guarantee the fall of Pheonix and the Rise of the US, who would surpass the power of Eden forces combined. “

Maniu - President of Moldavia

“One of the oldest friends of mine in eR, a person with a nice defined and strog caracter and, not at last, someone who you could count on. This is Zoli for me.

Strangely, we are now in diferent sides but, because we fought tohether, because we do respect each other or just because we use to have normal and civilized conversations, betwen us some kind of ... forbiden brotherhood emerged, despite the bad ods it bring to us in relations with ours own countrymans.

However, I try to suport him every time he is in need and (I noticed) he do the same, so:
Break a leg, Zoli! “

OchiReci - Former President of Moldavia

"Zoli is an old player , well known in European super power countries (Romania and Hungary). He is very active in game. He has a good understanding about game in every aspect of it and he is always ready to face new chalenge. This election surprises me, but I'm sure if he will become the president of USA, he will not change the balance of power in the world, nor it will break the EDEN alliance. Everybody deserve a shot, so I can only say in the end : Good Luck !"


Grakulan - my best Bulgarian friend with whom I trolled the US press

"USA should elect you President because eventually they implemented many of the ideas you published in articles as advice to them during the terms of scrabman. So it turned out that all along while being denounced as PEACE propagandist you'd been more competent and concerned with America's well being than their crooked Beta-giant politicians."

BattalGazi - Leader of Phoenix, Former President of Turkey

“Because Zoli is a right person who can keep his campaign promises, unlike Jewitt(proof not any UK attack in his first term.), respect his allies (proof China still couldnt get its own region -Sichuan- from Jewitt, even though he promised to liberate China %100)

Zoli is much better president than USA's current one.
For a better USA, vote Zoli! “

LcfR - Former MoD of Portugal, Republik Ambassador Honor Medaliate, Member of Phoenix HQ - Miliatry/Strategy Department

“"He's one of the few that actually knows how the game works. Expert on all the modules, Zoli is most-well known as a media mogul. Why would USA choose him in the next Presidentials? Well let's just say I wouldn't like to have Zoli as opponent on the 'other side'. He's just too damn good for it.

I am sure this opinion is shared by all the others in PHX HQ."

Lipec - Former President of Serbia

"I think that Zoli would be a great eUSA president because of 3 major reason:
1. He is trustable person.
2. He is true patriot.
3. He is experienced player which do know game mechanisms.
I bet that all eUSA citizens should recognize those reasons as major reasons why to vote for one of candidates. I know that would be my reasons why to vote for one candidate! I think that eUSA don't have anyone else who cold match Zoli at this moment and it's one of reasons I could put my money on his victory at upcoming elections!"

Sucko - oldest Croatian player, Former President of South Africa

“For the lulz”

DomiBoss - Former President of Theocratic Switzerland

“Why do you should be president? easy...you're crazy!”

Mixliarder - President of the biggest party in eRepublik - Polska Partia Patriotyczna

Nobody will spam American media like Zoli.
Nobody will be enough cool like Zoli.
Nobody will kill redcoats like Zoli.
Zoli, next president of United States of America!
Trolli-Zoli, your love, your vote, your choice. 😘

Feherlofia Koppany - Former President of Hungary, Former Supreme Commander of PEACE

“Zoli is one of the best strategists and economy expert in the game; also one of the most known players with many contacts around the new world. It would be a huge blow for the PHX leadership if he would change sides.”

Remember,

Zoli for POTUS!