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WHPR Day 2134 - War Map Analysis; ATO; English Letters; eNPR
Dateline: Monday, September 23, 2013 (Day 2,134)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR:
: 1: Huge Freakin War Analysis
: 2: ATO Stuff
: 3: English Letters
: 4: eNPR Tuesday


Editor: Co-SecMed Melissa Rose
Contributors: Co-SecMed Custer, Phoenix Quinn, Morning Star, Irule777


Huge Freakin War Analysis
_MourningStar

Let's get this started with some butt kicking music



We did it! We liberated Louisiana again! Poland knew they had the edge during Plato's latest gold scheme, and they had to know it wouldn’t last. The one thing they underestimated was the stubborn toughness that is inherent in every US citizen. Each bullet we fire in hatred, each kielbasa sausage we intentionally burnt then threw away was calculated. We fight well, we fight hard, and we fight smart! With every fiber in our bodies and every grain of gunpowder we can scrounge... we will fight back. We will end your reign over the United States of America!

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Day 2129 is a date that Spain will remember for quite some time, for that is the day they voted and passed a bill making the United States their Natural Enemies. First mistake.
War torn and ravaged, the United States was down to a handful of territories thanks to a volatile combination of Plato and Poland. The Epic Fail Warfare tournament had left the US with its hands tied while Poland played "Whack a State" with our territories. Sensing what it thought was blood in the water, Spain launched an amphibious assault on day 2131. The target of these pig blooded invaders was the quiet coastal state of South Carolina.



This assault on US soil triggered for Spain what can only be described as a cataclysm. Instead of fighting a single war against the United States that was already engaged in a Resistance War with Poland... the Spanish dogs found themselves in the crossfire of five other CoT nations!


With this many battles active, Spain had no choice but to decide where best to apply the tourniquet. The Canadian and Venezuelan armies in Newfoundland and Guyana, respectively, were able to suck up a fair amount of Spain's damage enabling the United States to repel the invaders back to their homeland like a bunch of stuck pigs. Unfortunately for Spain, they returned home minus three territories. Next mistake. Mexico was able to land a decisive blow in the Canary Islands, which now enables them to attack the Spanish main. France, which is one of our newest members in the CoT was able to push south into Navarra, Spain, and relieve them of that territory. Portugal, the long abused neighbor of Spain, was able to successfully liberate the aluminum producing region of Norte.

With the Spanish reeling from these recent defeats as well as the shock and awe caused by the coordination of CoT nations... The US, Portugal, Mexico, and France all launched second attacks into the heart of Spanish territory.


A quick interview from Irule777 on the Spanish

I know nothing about Spain's internal affairs or political dealings, so as per usual I sent a message to the Spanish President asking some basic questions. Spain’s reply: “Sorry, we don't negotiate with terrorists (nor give interviews to them).”

So instead here is a word from our Director of the National Security Council, HeapSeppo in regards to Spain: “[20:00] <@Seppo> They are pig disgusting double spaniards.”

Spain we salute you for your conviction to fighting terrorists or just me, Irule.

Some current Articles that we found interesting related to this topic
Go Away Little Spain - Isreal Stevens
[NSC]Dancing ontop of the flames - Heap Seppo
Down With Spain! - Mourning Star
Dear Spain - Bucephalus92



ATO - New Month, Same Story
_Talostastic

Months on end, the story never changes. An ATO and a PTO both function in much the same manner, with only a few notable distinctions. Both require the importing of foreigners, some measure of bribery, and coordination between groups of people that would astonish an outsider stepping into that world for the first time. Both sides suffer from restricted funding, a lack of people to both coordinate and move, and miss-steps that can ruin the whole operation.

This month is no different than the last three. We successfully ATO’d the AFA, electing Enkel to be the Party President. Immediately after, the AFA began to move to a new party, and quickly climbed back into the Top 5 and currently sit in the #3 slot, above the AMP and USWP. How many of those accounts are legitimate, we cannot know, because even Ronald Gipper Reagan, the “Leader” of the AFA despite not having won a single election in months, has publicly admitted to having his party stacked with multi’s, though he continues to deny that any of them were created by him.

So, if the methodology is similar, why should you pick a side? Why should you participate?

Beyond the Donate laws that they propose, or attempts to manipulate our Taxes, the most important Laws they Propose is the most damaging, Natural Enemy proposals.. Once a Natural Enemy law is Proposed, it must be Passed or Rejected before another can be Proposed. The AFA Congressmen have repeatedly proposed Rogue Natural Enemy Laws, disrupting our ability to gain bonus damage when we were trying to defend our country (especially during the enormous TWO invasion), and messing with our Foreign Affairs.

On the ATO side of things, we strive not to support “Elitists”, we strive to support a stronger eUSA. One without the highly disruptive influence of players from enemy nations. We do not want a Political Party that supports Serbian infestation (or the former AFA members who have returned to Serbia).

Join us in the coming days. Contact your Party Presidents about helping with the ATO. With your help, we can reclaim our Politics, and with that, help reclaim our Homeland.





Mrs. goLdeNNN was guerilla dancing up and down the e-street with her two virtual grandchildren in tow. A fellow dancing guerilla shouted, "How old are they?"

She responded, "The doctor is five and the lawyer is seven."

That's what you call a well-defined teleological mind-set.

The secret to success in eRepublik is finding your own telos. Be wary of adopting a literal translation from the goal-oriented processes of other players. Word-by-word translations are woeful, maties. The letter of the law kills; it is the the spirit that gives life.




eNPR, Oval Office Radio
_{Co-Secretary of Media Custer}

Host Talostastic and Custer will run the Tuesday night "straight show". Guests to be determined, but you can be sure we'll be discussing the ATO efforts, the war against Spain and Brazil's abandonment of the Bro Pact.

Listen to Tuesday's show at 1800 hours, join the fun in #eNPR, and call in to (347) 205-9461.

Join Custer, Melissa Rose and the WHPR Press Corps next Friday night at 18oo hours for some unchained eNPR madness.






Melissa Rose -|- George Armstrong Custer
"I would rather rot in hell for all of eternity for standing by my principles, than get into heaven by leaving those principles behind"

Staff Writers Irule777, Mourning Star, Bucephalus92, Phoenix Quinn, and Guest Writer Talostastic



WHPR Day 2134
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2321712/1/20
Recommended Reading Day 2134 - 2137
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2321846/1/20
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