White House Press Release #101: On to the Next One
James S. Brady Press Room
Ladies and gentlemen, Serbia has no friends.
We’re taking a break from the usual press release formatting to get some information out today.
We suffered a defeat in Liaoning. Despite our best efforts, Serbia managed to hold on to their region in a fair fight. For now.
We have a lot to be proud of in this battle. We brought the damage. America is responsible for the most damage on the attacking side of the battle. We can be particularly proud of the mass of American forces that stayed up for the battle’s beginning which fell near reset at 3:00 AM EST. Our friends were also there: China for one really put up impressive numbers on the battlefield, as did Spain and as always Croatia, among others.
Now, citizens, there’s a storm coming. Enemy nations are going to be filling our media with junk. We’ve all seen it before...we’re going to fall victim to such brilliantly crafted insults as, “LOL FAT AMERICA FAILMAXX GO EAT HAMBURGER OUR TOILET IS OLDER THAN UR COUNTRY LOLOLOL.”
Rather than deal in these silly, barely readable accusations, I encourage you to think about facts.
Want a fun one?
The eUS did more damage in Liaoning than Hungary, Indonesia, Russia, Turkey, and the United Kingdom combined.
I’ll bet Serbia’s glad it was there to defend itself, because its “allies” sure weren’t.
I wonder why…
The US is now turning her eyes to Limpopo, and some of our friends in EDEN are coming along for the ride. This is going to be good, head on down for the fight!
‘Til Next Time America,
David Landon
Secretary of the Media
Gulden Draak
White House Press Secretary
Comments
ADOYAMAXXX
“LOL FAT AMERICA FAILMAXX GO EAT HAMBURGER OUR TOILET IS OLDER THAN UR COUNTRY LOLOLOL.”
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man i am loving this new media secretary. where did you find him?!
anyways...pew pews.
cool
if Serbia lose LionKing, Karnataka will be in danger guys.
david landon 😮
The eUS wasted more money in Liaoning than Hungary, Indonesia, Russia, Turkey, and the United Kingdom combined.
Congrats!
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We rock just we like to rock on our own terms.
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Serbia Has No Friends x2
Their time will come. 😃
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Thanks for the link in the last WHPR.
😃
The REAL Stats: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-10371-the-battle-of-liaoning-1361957/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-103[..]1/20
Anyway, nice dmg USA.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sahand-m-just-remeber-iran-amp-phoenix--1363260/1/all#commentsall" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/saha[..]sall
IRAN
On to Limpopo!
omfgwtfpwntkkthxbai
USA kicks ass!!!
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\o/
We will kick USA from Karnatka very soon 😉
HAIL USA
HAIL CHINA
HAIL CROATIA
HAIL SPAIN
HAIL POLAND
HAIL ROMANIA
HAIL EDEN
I have told you in previous article.
Hokahe! It is a good day to die!
We are the crazy Serbs. You can buy tons of gold for real money and survey and we can not. But you can not beat us in fair fight🙂
“LOL FAT AMERICA FAILMAXX GO EAT HAMBURGER OUR TOILET IS OLDER THAN UR COUNTRY LOLOLOL.” x2
>We are the crazy Serbs. You can buy tons of gold for real money and survey and we can not. But you can not beat us in fair fight🙂
Hmmm last I checked we had to move to China to fight, please wait for the DoW, then we'll see ^-^
lol @ trashy propaganda
“LOL FAT AMERICA FAILMAXX GO EAT HAMBURGER OUR TOILET IS OLDER THAN UR COUNTRY LOLOLOL.” x3
Karnataka is next!
eUS fails bigtime, see ya in LA 😃
BOOM! american headshot 😃