White House Press Release #100: Lion King is Falling Down!
James S. Brady Press Room
Good evening, America. This is the one hundredth White House Press Release. Pat yourself on the back, you’re reading history. Now let’s get down to business:
Lion King is Falling Down…
Liaoning is under attack. The wall’s steadily falling down, what are you waiting for? GET OVER THERE! Move, move, move! Every point of damage counts, we need you over now! Quit your job, leave your party, move to Beijing and fight for America and her allies. We’re all counting on you!
Hungary Backstabs Serbia
In a rather unsurprising move, Hungary has backstabbed Serbia. An official sent by their president approached our administration with the offer, apparently not realizing that the United States would never betray Croatia. We baited the official for a few days to figure out what Hungary was willing to do to screw over Serbia, the whole time keeping in touch with the Croatian government. Now Hungary’s betrayal is out in the open, and the eUS still stands by our Croatian bros.
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Party President Elections
Party President elections are approaching. Citizens are reminded to stay vigilant. Last month, the Democratic Republicans, one of our top five parties, were taken over by Hungarians. There is still a credible threat, so keep your eyes peeled on the fifteenth. Hold your vote if possible, it may be needed for domestic ATO efforts.
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This concludes the hundreth White House Press Release, the third of this Presidential term. Don’t forget to follow DoD orders!
‘Til Next Time America,
David Landon
Secretary of the Media
Gulden Draak
White House Press Secretary
Comments
FLEM-MAX
Huzza 🙂 BRING EM DOWN
LK is falling down!!!
Spam.
Hungary will never betray Serbia.
Tomi_ur
former MoFA of eHungary
Lion King is falling down!
All the cool kids are in Beijing right now
You are hypocrites with no spine
falling down falling down Lion King is falling down...!!!
It's over, there is nothing left! We have only one choice. We must leave Pride Rock!
RAWR
spam
Fail😃 Do u think anyone take it seroius? No one except you. Pathetic EdenBro diplomacy and propaganda😃
LIONKING, USA
The logic fails here, tho why should I look for logic in a propaganda with misconceptions?
First you say Hungary is backstabbing Serbia by this proposal, next you say you refuse the proposal. Why not help Hungary to backstab Serbia, your enemy? Why do you deny the proposal? If denying the proposal is helping your Croat bros then it means that the proposal by Hungary is helping Serbia against your Croatian bros, thus Hungary is not betraying anyone. Your reasoning needs some polish 🙂
You know it we know it why this PEACE would be beneficial for us and Serbia, so making such a low propaganda from it is disgusting.
Low propaganda is also delicious.
I vote for low propaganda.
Lion King is falling down, falling down.... Lion King is falling down, falling down... Yea, you wish🙂
We, the Serbs, have one ,,nice,, sentence - Dead bodies are counting at the end.
Don`t worry, at the end of today`s Liaoning battle, we will be there to count the bodies🙂
Do you remember the Little Bighorn, you brave Yankees?🙂
Hokahe! - Le anpetu kin mat'e kin waste ktelo!
Come on! It is a good day to DIE!🙂
I want that Lion-dead
XD
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free china!!!
shameful Hungary: in revenge of the loss of HelloKitty blames Serbia and takes actions against them
There is enough LEAD in Lion King for all of you fools...Just come and get it 😃DD
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Dear american citizens! Keep on trying igniting tension between Hungary and Serbia! Work harder! At least during this time yu will not do anything more useful than that!
Please mind, Hungary and Serbia went through so many ups and downs, that made us coexist. It is not alliance, it is not cbrotherhood...it is coexistance. I try to explain it again and again, but you would not understand.
@Pokerman30 try to think before writing a comment, or try not to fall to the failed propaganda of your own staff (I remember USA citizens to be touchy when it is about independence, right to free speech, own ideas and lead by the nose... but may be I did not meet the average Joes) 🙂
try to show that eUSA has some intelligent people otherwise you just deepen the already not so bright general thought on this topic 😉
We will defend LK 🙂
hahahaha
What a stupid newspapers-low level propaganda😃
See you tomorrow with the results of battle for LK!😉
HAIL PHOENIX!
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, I am not one of those people who would say that all Americans are stupid and what not. However, those responsible for your misplaced propaganda are not among the brightest, or at least they don't put much effort into what it is they're trying to do. Xavinyo already made you aware of the logical flaws which can be found in abundance.
Keep trying, but set some realistic goals.
S-s-say goodbye to Lion King Serbia 😃
Go to China!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/in-the-jungle-the-lion-king-sleeps-tonight-1361203/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/in-t[..]/1/20
HAHAHAHHAHAHA guess the London bridge has fallen down as well???
you`re gonna get so beaten up in liaoning that you will remember it for a long long time
hungarybackstabsserbia.jpg
free china!!!
Nice, #100! 🙂 I'd shout it, but I saw this other article advertising free weapons for people to fight in Liaoning, so of course I'm going to do the patriotic thing and shout that instead.
Still, congratulations on your 100th edition, WHPR! 🙂
Lame propaganda... Hungarians are here in LK side by side with us 🙂
US was selling Croatia... nothing more...
Serbian and Hungarian armies will be deployed, waiting for you in the morning at 2+M wall.
Come and get us 😉
People should expect better from a "White House Release" than this lame and useless propaganda attempt... (or maybe not...)
Got anything better?
Are you so desperate?
You're now able to be syndicated 🙂 Congrats WHPR!
Lion King is Falling Down… and Hungary Backstabs Serbia
hahahahahaha xD OMG! I lol'd 😃
This is a great 100th article!
Please help us!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/kineski-tenkovi-stizu-uzbuna-alert--1362249/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/kine[..]/1/20
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
Can someone tell me how exacly did Lion King down? Becouse im there and theres Serbian flag. Explain please?
Serbia: 4023922 dmg, 8366 fighters, 97.69 d/f, 4.92, T(714WP-29f), S(49WP-20f)
We defended it, 4 million damage 😃 Come again and waste your gold 🙂
Lion King has kick your (insert word here)...a little tip it has 3 letters of which 2 are s and 1 is a.
Poor loosers...