Sure is Bromance in the Air

Day 904, 14:32 • Published in China USA • by Chocolate McSkittles

So after recently writing a piece on the awesome relationship between Bro-atia and the eUS, I began to think about some of the other awesome countries the eUS gets to interact with on a daily basis, and how lucky we are to have such awesome friends...or dare I say, family.

I reached over and grabbed one of my favorite snacks...and...BAM!

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Writers note, the Chinese word for "son" is "erzi", and my lucky numbers are 10, 28, 20, 12, 1,and 29.

Yet again, China proves just how awesome it is by providing me with a great suggestion!

You see, China, while I haven't have had the pleasure of coming to visit very often, don't think I haven't noticed whats going on. In the last 6 months, I've watched you evolve from a country plagued by foreign invasions, constantly besieged by Indonesia, Hungary, and Iran, into a country that has nearly every original region under its control (Besides those being used for strategic purposes). From a country being oppressed to a country actively working to remove oppressors.

Nothing puts an exclamation mark on China's emergence in the global scene quite like the damage you guys laid down in the fight for Liaoning.

While nobody was looking you guys became a real power, ready to do your share to take on the big boys.

But what makes you even more awesome is that you havn't let this get to your head. See, some countries have a baby boom and go buck wild, forgetting who their friends were and generally letting power get to their head.

China? You guys are just awesome. Instead of letting your growing influence in world affairs get to your head, you continue to be a bro. This bodes well, as there is all the reason in the world to believe that China will continue to grow and expand as a world power, both economically and militarily.

And I have another prediction: America will remain by your side the entire time.

Chocolate McSkittles
Vice President, eUSA