Vote these SFP candidates for US Congress!

Day 884, 21:36 • Published in USA Austria • by Alex Lorre

The SFP has some great candidates running this month and we are going for a new record for our party of 6, count em !6! congressional candidates and we need your, the voters', help to make sure these dedicated and intelligent candidates make it into office.

First up we have CivilAnarchy running in Florida, you all might remember him from the last presidential election. Check out his platform, Fortress Civilized Anarchism!

Next on the list is Comrad3 running in New Hampshire, he'll be your comrade if you vote for him 😉. Check out his platform Comrad3: Your Comrade for Congress!

Next up we have Manic Eskimo in Andhra Pradesh, luckily for you readers he does have his own platform 😉 Which you can find here: Manic Eskimo For Congress!

Can't forget about TheMerican running in Mindanao, most Merican Merican alive! His platform is titled There's a War Going on for Your Mind!

Did we mention we have a professional Sniper running in Vermont? Sniper911, and he will shoot you dead, and then call the ambulance for you! Check out his platform straightforwardly called I announce my intention to run for Congress!

And last but ... well yeah probably least too, we have me, Alex Lorre, running in Jiangxi. My platform is entitled Confiscated Prattlings of a Homeless Wannabe Congressman!