V2 In A Nutshell
Tyler F Durden
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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.
Tyler F Durden
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lol "in a nutshell" XD
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Hey! I get it! 🙂
I see what you did there
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A vote for Plugson is a vote for Canada
Nice 🙂
It horrifies me that I agree with TFD.
I like your proposal, it is the policy of the future, talk and promise nothing!
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Plugson in a half-shell Plugson power!
lol it took me a second to figure it out but i got it
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I did not expecat that, but it fits 100% to the headline.
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I see the nutshell !
Tayyar durlan!
Har har har, very good lol
Hope I'm not too late to deliver my platform with just 2 hours to go til the end.
Basically, if you don't buy a lot of stuff, you are mentally ill.
That's right, "It's the economy, stupid."
Five-thousand dollars. I will buy your vote.
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Darn copyright claims are infringing on my comments. Time to take a trip back to the past and revisit that old V1 platform to see what’s been shaking since.
Old CPPlatform ~ 12 Monkeys Consumerism in the Hospital
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2lcVw2P4tg
--“Games, games, see ~ more games…games they vegetize you. If you play the games, you are voluntarily taking a tranquilizer.” Yeah, eRep still remains the addictive drug, a source of distraction and robber of sleep. But what makes this place unique are the games within games twist around you like snakes in the grass. Too bad the original concept of 2-clicking turned into Grinding and Goldmining to feed that six-hour fix.
--First off, Rolo/James is still the unreformed criminal as always, no matter what programs we put him through. Unfortunately, his ‘plague of madness’ seems to have spread across the media and politics, regardless of what limits were imposed on the forum: http://www.erepublik.com/ne/article/ro7o-tahmasee-sentencing--1715495/1/20
--“Q:How much you gonna pay me? A:5000 Dollars.” These days, the ‘in thing’ is bribery ~ bribery for PTO votes & bribery for people’s forgiveness. Ah heck, Rylde is doing it for the right reason, even if it started off for the wrong one. Seeing one villain take the high road gives me the warm fuzzies…and Pimpdollaz is even looking better these days. There may be hope yet.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/long-overdue-5000-tank-give-away-1884651/1/20
--“You’re here because of the system.” Yup, that would be Rolo’s story. Blames it on an illegal impeachment after paranoid accusations about a misunderstood plot and then blames his current situation on a “biased” Supreme Court. Nope, couldn’t take the golden handshake that was offered to him because he is paranoid about being charged on one of his many other bad acts. Seems like an excuse to keep the loot he stole or to keep on playing the villain role he seems to be enjoying. He could have negotiated to have all those other potential charges dismissed upon repayment. Or, he could have at least used all that Gold to establish the “citizen’s army” envisioned by Project Mayhem, especially after MUs and self-sufficiency became the norm. Nope, instead he stole the Project Mayhem idea from jbdivinus who lifted it off of TFD. Sure, deliver on the ‘Mayhem’ but leave all sense of ‘Project’ behind. Rolo ruined what could have been built up better: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-god-emperor-cometh-resistance-is-feudal-1055026/1/20
Sure, he’s building a Mayhem religion and building it bigger (with eSK-Romanians), but what’s there to follow once norsefires burn it all down? But enough of that guy who failed to get the original point and back to the game and V2.
--“We’re not productive anymore. Nobody needs to make things anymore. It’s all automated. What are we good for then? We’re consumers. Buy a lot of Gold and you’re a good citizen.” That about sums up ‘V2 in a nutshell.’
Nobody is a real employee, there are no real jobs, there is no real economy for producing and exchanging stuff. We’re all automated in our self-sufficiency. Buy gold to make the food that makes the tanks that you use in some other automatically triggered battle. There’s not much to think of in V2 ~ the game’s been lobotomized so all good citizen’s need ask is, “How much Gold should I buy to win this battle or create this company?” Where’s the fun in that? Disappointment/boredom with the V2 model has contributed to dumbed-down player base that only helps support the lulznarchists.
--On “requesting shows already played”: There’s a kind of replay that goes on around here, or maybe it’s a feedback loop. The game mechanics keep changing but the problems that wrack eCanada go ‘round and round’ as the community spirals downwar😛 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ldquo-things-fall-apart-rdquo-farewell-to-a-piece-of-ecan-history-1839468/1/20 It’s always the same stuff ~ you can see it coming before it happens. You can guess who’s going to cause what because there’s a limited set of outcomes in this fishbowl population: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/weekly-investment-report-dueling-ponzi-scheme-part-4--1238169/1/20 You can’t really stop it because it’s all bound to happen the same in the present as it was in the past and you can’t turn one back on the other. ‘Cause doing something different and turning back time, well that would be nuts. Yeah, and that would be the eCanadrama in a nutshell.
--“I don’t really come from outer space:” But I am a space cadet who travels to a place where I fantasize I am part of an intellectual elite trying to subjugate the troll horde. But as real as all this may seem, I am only escaping reality (mortgage, the kids, overtime, and that strange bump on my neck). And when I stop going there, I will be well. Dang, been trying to quit for nearly two years with limited success and seeing this vid again reminds me how some things go in circles outside of eRep, too. Here’s to giving it another final shot.
--Who’s plan was it anyway?: I dunno. It no longer matters because the monkeys are out and eCanada’s becoming more of a mess each time. Time to leave this world to the cats and the dogs.
When?
Now
~moo~ and I’m outta here and all that jazz.
I miss him more now than ever.
Plugson, your comments... you're amazing! Big, big hugs.
On this Remembrance Day, a few moments of Silence to think about all in the world, who have answered the final call. http://youtu.be/e5S8yU9e8Mg