The Zoli Prize for True Reporting: March Winner Announced!

Day 841, 20:17 • Published in USA USA • by The Flufferton Foundation
The Flufferton Foundation, after a long and tumultuous journey, is back to rewarding outstanding eJournalism with its Emerick Awards Series. The four categories are as follows:

1. The Zoli Prize for True Reporting:
~ Covers Propaganda, Trolling, Interviews, Etc
2. The DesertFalcon Prize for Strategic Reporting:
~ Covers Military, Diplomacy, Etc
3. The Joe DaSmoe Prize for Public Service Reporting:
~ Covers Newbie Guides, Investigations, Etc
4. The One Eye Prize for Economic Reporting:
~ Covers How-To Guides, Economic Analysis, Etc

Each week, a winner in one of the categories is named and is awarded 5 gold.

This Week's Panelists:

JoshFrost
MaxxJohnson
Mr. Hyphenated
Gnaeus Progenitor
Fingerguns

This Week's Nominees:

Eugene Harlot - Indo Can Not
Harrison Richardson - My Dearest Indo
system0101 - Ember of Rage
Turd Fergusen - Brazil Unleashes The Bananapocalypse
Woxan - How to Write A Fail Article
There were many other great entries--too many to list here



So without further ado, the winner for The Zoli Prize for True Reporting is....






























Turd Fergusen! For his article Brazil Unleashes The Bananapocalyspe. A great, creative article. Congrats Turd and enjoy your 5 gold.


Banana--er Brazil was not amused



Troll of the Week:

Goes to ostin for eIndonesia Dares You eUSA

Let's take some gems:

"BEFORE COMMENTING PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WE HAVE INVADED YOUR HOMELAND."

"3. California one of your main regions, at one point of time it was eIndoensia.
4. Bad luck for us as our Pres got banned during the War of US invasion."


ZINNNNNNG. My, my, Indonesia, how far you've fallen. You have to dare people to attack you? You're that kid that throws a rock at a tank as it rolls by. We hear ya, but we could care less. Points for effort though. One day, maybe you'll be as good as Turd Fergusen. Then again---probably not.