How to Write a FAIL Article (with Commentary)
•
by Woxan
Commentary in italics.
Serbian (Marko Kawther) Method
IMG: Picture of a Lolcat or Simpsons
Look at my wit! They failed so hard I can convey it with an INTERNET PICTURE. I am so brilliant
Body:
"LOL FAIL. (Poor English Commentary in Caps). LOL NOOBS"
It appears I have perfectly conveyed my point. I will crush our enemies' spirits with sub-par use of their language. That will show them!
SECOND IMAGE - Lolcat (Optional)
Oh man, a SECOND picture! This will show them!
What a beautiful article! I can distract myself from my personal inhibitions irl and show how much [COUNTRY X] is a failure!
Battalgazi Method
Title: FAIL [COUNTRY X] or HEY [COUNTRY X]
Body:
Optional Image
Damn, these articles I release are always so short. I'll throw a picture or 2 in there to look like I tried!
"HEY LOOK AT THIS BATTLE OUTCOME. COUNTRY X, NICE FAIL."
Oh man, I just burned them so hard! Burning these guys with this 3rd Grade level material totally makes up for the lack of irl.
-Woxan
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
hi
Sounds about right. I'll have to try this method sometime
\o/
[removed]
BIGFATFAILBURGERMAXXXX
^
ty for proving my point
I agree with Woxan CAUSE YOU CANNOT NOT AGREE WITH WOXAN.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eserbia-cannot-into-enorth-korea-epic-super-failmaxxx-more-buzzwords-fun-time-1214102/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eser[..]/1/20
u just used their method too. lol
Lmao@stENDEc
Voted hard.
kitty kitty
^legit
What is wrong with a burger? They are delicious! Are you jealous you cannot afford them?
Rather lame Woxan ..
you're doing great at writing FAIL articles - THIS ONE FAILS!
Win.
Woxan way:
Oh yeah, I'm from US, or maybe from YOU, or from HER??? From where am I? Oh man, what was I talking about?
THINK AUTOBOT IT!!!
Me Grimlock me baaaaad
prijem
Way to burn your country's style, Hromoplast.
vote 4 batal (potkupljiv sam marko)
Serbian trolls are my favorite.
>Woxan way:
Oh yeah, I'm from US, or maybe from YOU, or from HER??? From where am I? Oh man, what was I talking about?
THINK AUTOBOT IT!!!
Me Grimlock me baaaaad
prijem
Damn Woxan, how are you going to recover from that?
ivicaSR, I speak ENGLISH, like a true AMERICAN
jeep,
I can by you anytime, hardly anything is cheaper 😃
and woxan writing article how to write a fail artichle lol, nah... i haven't expected anything more intelligent from you
^ learn2troll
[removed]
@JeepAmerica
PLJESKAVICA is q5 burger 😉
lol Serbians. They can't speak english.
Serbs ate pljeskavitzas in 13th century ! And we even had kechup !
😁😁😁😁ENGLISH!!!!!!!!
hahahahha \o/ so true
LOL
thanks for the info Halfie, that explains a lot 😃 and I should know that how?
I'm not that surprised that you are insulting me for no reason. bat I won't report you, people with f**kedup face like that kinda have a right to be ***hols...
> ivicaSR, I speak ENGLISH, like a true AMERICAN
I saw a lot of AMERICANS that are quite pathetic with their English skills...
Also, let's not talk about you guys, this article is about us :>
You forgot to mention Kosovo in the Serbian article.
Other than that, it's perfect.
i speak england
Free Kosovo! 🙂
[removed]
"you're doing great at writing FAIL articles - THIS ONE FAILS!"
YESHYESHYESH
hahahhahhahahhahhahahhahahhahhaahahahahh ahhhahah!
eSerbia FAIL!
LOL...had me in splits! 🙂 Very nice... V x 10 🙂
Stop talking about rl.
Or maybe you wonna talk about how we won in tennis today?
this article is full of win
Onishi 4 minutes ago
lol Serbians. They can't speak english. --
We speak English better then you speak Serbian. And not so rarely, better then you speak English.
Woxan,is this trolling attempt?
Also Woxan, battal still has more subs than you 🙂
As for Kosovo thing, u are really desperate in trying to piss us out in order to report us. Article obv didn't bring wanted result 😛
Don Dzhonson
20
Don Dzhonson one minute ago
Onishi 4 minutes ago
lol Serbians. They can't speak english. --
We speak English better then you speak Serbian. And not so rarely, better then you speak English.X2
@ fight club
you be funny, tell a funny joke funny man ;>
Emerick is Kosovo and always will be.
We speak English better then you speak Serbian. And not so rarely, better then you speak English.
Oh god, the irony
LMAO. i wish there was a favorite button.
Woxan: "We speak English better then you speak Serbian. And not so rarely, better then you speak English."
Great English composition skills. *rolls eyes* The word "than" should be used instead of the word "then" because it's a comparison. An article discussing the difference between "than" and "then" can be found here: http://hubpages.com/hub/Grammar_Mishaps__Then_vs_Than" target="_blank">http://hubpages.com/hub/Grammar_Mishaps_[..]_Than
Hope it helps.